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Why, Deities, why?!
Here's the truth - not every Filipino can sing. It's a myth. I mean, sure there's that vast majority who can carry a tune and rock the stage every now and then but most of us? We sound like drowning cats.
I used to be able to sing. However, years of smoking and fatigue has taken a toll on my voice. That's why I don't sing anymore. I'd rather be shot in the head with a 12 gauge than to sing publicly again. At least I have some semblance of shame and desire to protect whatever is left of my broken dignity. That's not what I can say about other people though.
For the love of Elvis, please don't soothe yourself with the illusion and delusion that you can actually sing. Trust me buddy, I've heard better sounding whales. In fact, to compare you to a whale would be insulting to the whale. You sound like a cat being dragged by its nuts through a street filled with broken glass and then thrown into a pool of lemon juice and salt. And that's me being polite and nice. Some of us would like to slumber in the silence of our thoughts (and our thoughts are loud enough already)
I have one word for you: shower. Sing in the shower. If you have the need to belt out some Mariah Carey (you're a guy, FFS!) do it in the privacy of your sound proof shower.
I used to be able to sing. However, years of smoking and fatigue has taken a toll on my voice. That's why I don't sing anymore. I'd rather be shot in the head with a 12 gauge than to sing publicly again. At least I have some semblance of shame and desire to protect whatever is left of my broken dignity. That's not what I can say about other people though.
For the love of Elvis, please don't soothe yourself with the illusion and delusion that you can actually sing. Trust me buddy, I've heard better sounding whales. In fact, to compare you to a whale would be insulting to the whale. You sound like a cat being dragged by its nuts through a street filled with broken glass and then thrown into a pool of lemon juice and salt. And that's me being polite and nice. Some of us would like to slumber in the silence of our thoughts (and our thoughts are loud enough already)
I have one word for you: shower. Sing in the shower. If you have the need to belt out some Mariah Carey (you're a guy, FFS!) do it in the privacy of your sound proof shower.
