In this crazy screwed up world, you have got to find ways to make you laugh. Because if you don't laugh, you cry. And crying is a bummer... So, that said, here are some things that make me smile and laugh:

This is a lengthy read but I swear by the holes on Spongebob's body, it's a very good read.

This was originally for my daughter. I kept it for myself instead because not only was it hilarious, it's cute too.

Early Call Center... hehehe

Only in the Philippines can you see something like this. 

Corporate slaves will understand this and laugh...and then cry right after because it's so true...

 

Maraming katanungan ang ibinunga ng litratong ito. Naghihirap na ba si Jollibee at sumasabit na lang sya? Sobrang bigat at taba na ba nya at di na nya kayang lumipad?

You know, on a really geeky level, Dave and I have figured out a way to make this work. If you re-adjust the keys so that it would hit just one specific assigned spot and then fit the roller with a touch screen layout which is the same as the keys, you can just connect that to the TV so long as the TV has the proper connectors, attache the mouse and VOILA! You have a working "computer typewriter".

Epic facepalm, move over. I'm going to do a Pink Floyd Facepalm.

Pinoy ingenuity at work.

The kids wanted to eat a rainbow. So, I gave them rainbow pancakes. 

This is one of the reasons why I love taking public transportation. Not only do I help save the planet and support local transportation companies and their employees, I also get to see interesting people and what interesting stuff they do while on the bus.

 This man was reading a music sheet. He was also slowly waving his hand, as if he were a conductor. He probably is, or a music teacher at the very least. 

Now see here, Windows. Why do you give me the option to cancel an action when the truth is, you can't cancel the operation?! 

 I wonder if the kitten waited in a corner for the guys to lay the cement down and leave before it decided to "vandalize" the block?

 Now this made me laugh because it was both absurd and pathetic. Why does everything need to have an i as the first letter of the word to make it look "cool". I don't understand the logic behind it. Why call it an iMop? Will it tweet automatically for you when you're mopping the floor to let your followers know that you're domesticated? Will it search the internet for a better cleaning product to use on it? Does it measure the DNA that it gathers from the floor and analyze your information to determine if you're sick, allergic to something or pregnant? If it just cleans the goddamn floor, don't hype it up.

Pinaka winner ang tagline. Parang ayokong maging 40+....

 The kids got this as a present for Christmas. It's really sweet and cute...until you read what's written...

 Err... What exactly is a benediction? And Benediction you friend? Does this mean I have to bless my friend or will my friend have to bless me? Or is my friend's name Benedict?

 Ah... This box knows me too well...

I will never see subwoofers the same way again...

The thing with being online most of the time (for work, not for anything else) is that you can get bored with the repetitive tasks that you do. We all have to find some sort of entertainment to help us retain whatever little sanity we have left. Me? I get my kicks by reading the Twitter descriptions of people. I end up making comments that have me in stitches for a long time. Thought I'd share some with you. Text in italics are my comments.

I DONT MEAN TO BE REMEMBERED CONSTANTLY.....but I HATE TO BE FORGOTTEN ETERNALLY... - Paano pag may amnesia?

I Love Badminton I Love Basketball I Love Swimming I Love Skate But For You My The Best Is I Love You ! - You don't love punctuations, obviously and you love capitalizing every first letter of a word.

cute sweet naughty but nice humble as my friends say strict (sometimes) playful (sometimes) stubborn - Schizoid ka?

❤ ...yOu dOn't have tO Love me, yOu dOn't even haVe tO Like me. But, yOu wiLL Respect ME! ^_^ ❤ - Pilitin ba ako?! At parang may issue ka with the letter O...

im not a perfect lover ! ♥ - There are things that we don't broadcast...

Judge me and I'll prove u wrong,Tell me what to do and I'll tell u off,say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up..call me a bitch and I'll show u one! - er... ooookay...

It does'nt mean you're losing, everybody's bruisin', just be true to who you are. :) - Apostrophes are very confusing, isn't it?

born with glitter in my veins *-* - Sakit yan...pagamot ka.

I'm the guy that will change you. :') - Ay! Plastic surgeon ka?

Forever is not a word...rather a place where two lovers go when true love takes them there. - Magkano pamasahe?

The good thing about me is being ME. - err... congrats? Good for you!
~Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.~ - So far, this is the BEST one I've read.

There are several things that you have to consider when you're dating inter-racially. The biggest hurdle really is culture. There are a lot of differences, no matter how "western" or "open-minded" you are, these differences will present themselves. It's a matter of working through the differences and struggles together.

Dating inter-racially becomes a bit more complex when you've got kids. I never really thought about how much this would change my children's perceptions until yesterday when my older son wanted to buy a toy.

He said he wanted to buy a Pegasus. A pink Pegasus at that. With purple hair and yellow wings.

Uh-huh.

"Are you sure you want that?"

"Yes, mommy"

"Why?"

"Because she will be the girlfriend of my chipmunk, Alvin"

"You do know that Alvin's a chipmunk and this is a Pegasus, right? They're...different"

He then looks at me with an are you kidding me? look and says, ever so nonchalantly "Pops is different from you but you're together."

...err... I can't argue with that, so I put the pink Pegasus in the basket and gave him a huge smile and a kiss on the head. I was so proud of him already when he lay another one on me.

"Besides, if I'm going to pick a wife for my chipmunk, I want her to be beautiful. Just like you, mommy"

Go ahead...do it... "AAWWW......"

Sige lang anak. Kunin mo kung ano ang gusto mo, lahat yan, bibilhin ni mommy...

 Wow... Talk about hypocrisy. LOL! 

 This is why we need to make sure that kids get better education. 

 Aawww.... sweet geek love!

 Love the answer. LOL!

This is what you call extreme pimping!

Err...I'm confused and titillated at the same time...

Eww... One of my biggest pet peeves are ill-fitted shoes. Ewan ko pero diring diri talaga ako pag may nakikita akong toes na lumalampas sa shoes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love these moments when you make a correction and mali ka pa rin. Parang yung isang artista na kilala ko na ang alam niya sa penguin ay isa itong mammal. (Actress shall remain unnamed to protect her)

OMG. I get this almost on a daily basis with some customers. It's like they don't understand that magic does not exist!

Minsan mapapaisip ka din eh, kung ikaw ba eh magtratrabaho or magapakulong na lang. LOL!

 The worms are getting smarter. LOL! My suggestion is that the birds should just sleep in.

 Err... I'm confused... Is this a philosophical thing or what?

Well, this didn't make me laugh but I want to do this! How quaint!

Dave and I saw this sign on a salon wall and we literally stopped and stared at it. I thought I was just misreading it and I had to go back to it twice just to make sure that I was reading it right.

Yes, you're reading it right. It's a hair blessing.

Now what does this actually require? Is it the mandatory Catholic priest or can any religious leader perform this? Would the religious leader have to be trained in hair care? My imagination is presenting me with an image of The Exorcist and a campy priest doing the "blessing"

 It's too painful to read...

 Now I know Dr. Zoidberg's other identity!

 Ah...Malaysia is very strict. I'll keep that in mind.

 LMAO!!

 I'm bothered by the fact that people still deface money.

 I think this is a more effective way of making sure that parents look after their kids, don't you think?

Spell right.

I think we should really expound on this statement...