This is what my friend Sasha and I always say to each other when it comes to boys/men - "What use is the body if the garage is empty?" (But I would like to point out - What a hot body it is...)

So, apparently, this hot top GQ male model is hotness personified. (Why are you looking at me like that? What? You thought I would stop objectifying men? Pfft...How naive of you.) I have no objections, your honor. He IS hot. You'd think that he'd get any kind of girl/woman/man he wants right? Someone who would be equally hot or if not, hotter than the level of hotness he is in (Okay, stopping with the excessive use of the word hot and it's permutations and conjugations) That is where you're wrong, my friend.

He is currently living with this woman. This woman is about 20 years or so older than he is and get this, they have a child together. Yes...like they've coupled with each other and have procreated.


I hear you...you're thinking (and don't deny it, you hypocrites!) so many things your head is spinning. Let's take thought number one: Is she his sugar mommy? I don't think so. The woman is a teacher or something. He probably makes more money that she does. He, however, has 15 cases of robbery under his belt so that totally negates the fact that she's the sugar mommy. Thought number two would be: Is she blackmailing him? My response would be a swift smack to the side of your head. Dude...seriously? Which brings us to thought number three: Could it be love? Like honest to goodness true love? ...maybe. Well, he did say that he "...was tapping that ass" (referring to Gina Salamino - the woman) in a court room. Read the article here

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I can look at this situation is so many different perspectives. One, I can say that there's hope for us common looking people to actually hook up with a hot GQ Top Model. I mean, if she can do it, then most definitely common folk such as myself can as well.

Two: Possessing physical aesthetics does not guarantee happiness. Again, I'm using my previous statement of "What use is the body if the garage is empty?" Right, Sashing? I prefer to have intellectual stimuli together with my hot sex, thank you very much.

Three: After 20 or so years, even with the help of chemicals and other cosmetic procedures, there could be an off chance that he may learn some new skill or develop his personality a little bit. If that's the case, all good things hoping, then *shrug* I guess it's okay. But even that is a chance that's way off. I think there's a better chance for me scoring with Jim Parsons or Jared Padalecki than him ever having to develop a better personality. Call me cruel but at least I'm honest.

In any which case, I leave you to your own thoughts. Watch this and tell me what you think.

Misha, I want you to know that I love you. I love you so much that I think you're almost perfect. You're intelligent, hilarious, hot, sexy, talented and gorgeous. Even if you get to be 75, I'll always think of you as hot and intelligent and I'll always lust after you.

However, never ever wear this outfit again. Lito Atienza called and wants his shirt back. I know you're not into pretentious things like fashion and superficial beauty and high profile expensive brands but still...sweetie, baby, honey...

Now, take those clothes off...slowly...that's right...okay...now, c'mere...

KC will hate me again. I found this dress for Php150 and it's a pretty decent dress, the orange isn't bordering on eye rape and it fit me right. All I had to do was change the buttons and viola! A new sweet dress for Sunday Brunch or PTA meetings.

I really liked the original buttons but I couldn't find any similar buttons, seeing that the dress is "Vintage". I wish there were button makers here in Manila.

Now, these shades are both a work of art and a very cheap knock off. Delifna Delettrez, the daughter of Silvia Fendi, teamed up with Parisian Alain Mikli to design a collection of couture eye wear aptly named "créateur de lunettes".

They put all sorts of creepy crawlies on the shades. It's pretty funky and cool but you won't think that when you see the price.

The original costs 665 Euros or roughly $925. That's about Php 50k. I sure ain't paying 50 grand for a pair of shades!

These babies however cost me 100 pesos each. The acrylic paint was 50 pesos a bottle and the shades are from Divi Park over at Southmall costing 50 pesos too. The creepy bugs, I stole from my boys' overflowing toy box. Not bad, eh?

Now, I'm starting to grow my hair out. The best weapon for any bad hair day is to have awesome head gear. I'm not about to hide under a cap or a ginormous hat, so I'm currently (slightly) obsessing over head dresses and headbands.

A couple of plastic headbands, a couple of hours, a couple of ideas thrown by my gorgeous model, feathers, appliques and rhinestones and there you go.

For the record, she kept this one. Couldn't pry it off her fingers even if I used a vice or pliers.

Then, I breathed new life into my old pumps by gluing the leftover rhinestones on their heels.

All in all, it was a creatively productive day.

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Except for the shoes and the flower headband, if the other stuff make you happy, send me an email and I'll give it to you - free of charge. I promise. First dibs go to my Gutter Girls though...

I used to hate the color green. I don't know why but I avoided it like the freaking plague when I was a kid. Lately though, I've been attracted to green like it were breathing.

This dress, in particular makes my heart flutter like butterfly wings. Of course I'm too fat for it but it's really a wonderful shade and the cut is pretty enough to flatter Kiera's shape.

Then she turns around and I'm on the floor, as a heaping withering mess.

I wonder how much it'll cost me to have this dress made.

zI was very productive this weekend. I managed to do a lot of jewelry for the August deadline, I spent time with my hubby (quality time), I've managed to squeeze in a lot of quality time with the kids, I had my nails done and I had my hair cut.


My hair is now in this state. I got sick and tired of having to blow dry it, maintain it and make sure it doesn't have a mind of its own (never mind its own zip code) so I hacked it all off. Truth be told, I feel younger, fresher and sexier in this hair.

One thing I noticed though, this hair came with an attitude. I felt more free and more brash. I know it's just the hair thing but it does make me feel so much better about myself - like I can fucking conquer the world and kill all the evil fuckers just by looking at them.

Although, I did buy a wig with a relatively longer cut than my previous hair - just in case I need to sober up with my newfound attitude - snicker, snicker.

I will post my new look soon - I promise.


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I am currently looking/lusting over a little white dress. I've managed to lose a good amount of weight in the right places and this kind of dress is going to look good on me now. Of course I will have to die first before anyone can make me wear gladiator shoes (which I really don't get at all, just like I don't get shoulder pads and padded panties) but I know I can pull this off.

Any idea where I can get one relatively cheap?

Em, Moi and Carla

Party!!!! (Carla and the devil in red shoes)

Crazy, Sexy and Cool

My Baby J , D, Em and Carla

Too much beauty in one place, it's almost unfair!

The girls and I went out last Saturday and what a relief it is to just be able to go out without any pretense.

It used to be that going out meant going to war. War paint is put on (make up), war gear suit up (fancy clothes that may reveal nothing to the imagination) and war strategy on. The true test of your victory was the amount of free alcohol you've ingested.

It's just refreshing that we can go out, drink, talk about life and boys and come home to a nice alcohol induced buzz.

People are starting to wear red shoes!! That's right! Men, women, children, young, old, rich or poor. Once the masses realize that I am the devil in red shoes, they will bow down to my every command!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! (thunderclaps, lightning and overall feeling of inevitable doom)

I'm currently obsessing over anything clothing related that is in yellow. I'm trying to add new color to my wardrobe and I think it suits my morena skin tone perfectly.

See, that's another thing - most pinoys are so enamoured and disillusioned about being ghostly white. I love the skin I'm in! I love being brown, tan, coffee, and bronze! Why can't people just love the skin they're in?

I'm also giving up on having pin straight hair. I shouldn't reject the truth. I've got waves and curls. I'm content and I've accepted it.

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I'm not going to change my signature shoe color though. It will always and forever be red.

I'd wear it. I think they're so cool! Yun nga lang, I'm sure Mahalia Munoz ito.