Only in the movies, dear.

"Why couldn't you get me a hotter maid?"

"No!"

"Why?!"

"Because."

"Because what?"

"Because I don't want a hot maid around you that can twiddle herself in front of you while I'm not here."

He sat next to me and gave me a hug and kissed my head. "I know of how little your faith in men is. But believe me when I tell you that even if we got a maid you thought was hot, I'd fire her immediately if she came on to me."

She still pouted and remained unconvinced. He held her tighter and kissed her on the lips.

"I'm perfectly okay with our transvestite maid."

And that made her smile.