Not to freak you out, but I guess the whole point is for you to be freaked out.

How "public" do you want to be? I mean, we've seen, read and heard about the horror stories of people being fired from their jobs because of something they've tweeted about or posted on Facebook. Employers now can just look on your Facebook page and make a judgement on how you are as an individual and whether you're being truthful about what you've written on your application.

How public do you want your life to be? With more and more people on social networking sites, how much of your life do you really want other people to see? I'm an actress and a struggling one at that, I would be a total hypocrite if I say that I don't like publicity. Of course I want to be popular! Being popular is the key to success in this industry. Once you're popular, then you can prove that you have range. However, I don't want EVERYTHING about my life to be made available for the entire galaxy to see.
There are certain parts of my life that I would like to keep private (hence this blog as opposed to my official website's blog) and I would like to keep the detailed notes of my mood swings during my period, very much private. Thank you.
Now, having blabbered with all that, have you ever stopped and thought about how "public" you are on the internet?



You're totally freaking out and checking your privacy settings on Twitter, Facebook and FourSquare, aren't you?

In this crazy screwed up world, you have got to find ways to make you laugh. Because if you don't laugh, you cry. And crying is a bummer... So, that said, here are some things that make me smile and laugh:

This is a lengthy read but I swear by the holes on Spongebob's body, it's a very good read.

This was originally for my daughter. I kept it for myself instead because not only was it hilarious, it's cute too.

Early Call Center... hehehe

Only in the Philippines can you see something like this. 

Corporate slaves will understand this and laugh...and then cry right after because it's so true...

 

Maraming katanungan ang ibinunga ng litratong ito. Naghihirap na ba si Jollibee at sumasabit na lang sya? Sobrang bigat at taba na ba nya at di na nya kayang lumipad?

You know, on a really geeky level, Dave and I have figured out a way to make this work. If you re-adjust the keys so that it would hit just one specific assigned spot and then fit the roller with a touch screen layout which is the same as the keys, you can just connect that to the TV so long as the TV has the proper connectors, attache the mouse and VOILA! You have a working "computer typewriter".

Epic facepalm, move over. I'm going to do a Pink Floyd Facepalm.

Pinoy ingenuity at work.

The kids wanted to eat a rainbow. So, I gave them rainbow pancakes. 

This is one of the reasons why I love taking public transportation. Not only do I help save the planet and support local transportation companies and their employees, I also get to see interesting people and what interesting stuff they do while on the bus.

 This man was reading a music sheet. He was also slowly waving his hand, as if he were a conductor. He probably is, or a music teacher at the very least. 

Now see here, Windows. Why do you give me the option to cancel an action when the truth is, you can't cancel the operation?! 

I find these highly disturbing...hilarious too but disturbing nonetheless. This is why I sometimes wonder about white people...

So I've had a lot of things to say about romance and the lack of it. Anyone who has ever met me or known me, knows that I get a little squeamish about romance and intimacy. Yes, I have intimacy issues - shut it. As one friend has beautifully put it "Dude, you're too sensitive to be so fucking concerned about cuddling and shit. It's a fucking irony" Just so we're clear, it's not an intimacy problem, now that I think of it; it's more of a trust issue.

Who the hell am I to complain about romance and intimacy when I really have it good? All I'm saying is, thank Eric Kripke that I'm not a duck...

Men, on the other hand may think that the duck is now an animal worth worshiping. Read these articles here and here and tell me that you don't have a new found respect for ducks.

Women might think about envying the ducks as well. Imagine what you can do with the power of choice like that, huh?

In honor of the Windows 7 launch in Japan, Burger King came up with this whopping 7 patty burger.

Awesome. If the Operating system won't kill you, the cholesterol on this motherfucker would.

No offense to all the MAC users out there, (to which I know I will incur terrible wrath from), even if sometimes Windows is wonky, I still prefer it to your....thing.

Now, I'm sure Dean would love one of these babies...

I saw this trailer for the first time yesterday, as my teenage daughter and I were waiting for the screening of Harry Potter 6. I was immediately enthralled! Of course, it helps that Robert Downey Jr is looking as fine as hell (and cut like freaking bricks on a house) and his number two is equally as hot (Jude Law and his receding hairline is still Jude Law, nonetheless)

But what stuck, what maintained my enthusiasm was how Guy Ritchie was able to create the possibility of "what is and how it should be" of those days. We have always had the impression that Sherlock Holmes, just because he's English and was living in an earlier time, possesses the mark and actions of a gentleman - genteel, if you may. I've always thought that image of him was incorrect. Historically, it was more violent during those days and Holmes, as a character, must be a little bit more uncouth than a couple of erring sarcastic intellectual remarks.

Anyhoo, I am putting this movie on my list of "Must Watch this year, by hook or by crook"

This is what my friend Sasha and I always say to each other when it comes to boys/men - "What use is the body if the garage is empty?" (But I would like to point out - What a hot body it is...)

So, apparently, this hot top GQ male model is hotness personified. (Why are you looking at me like that? What? You thought I would stop objectifying men? Pfft...How naive of you.) I have no objections, your honor. He IS hot. You'd think that he'd get any kind of girl/woman/man he wants right? Someone who would be equally hot or if not, hotter than the level of hotness he is in (Okay, stopping with the excessive use of the word hot and it's permutations and conjugations) That is where you're wrong, my friend.

He is currently living with this woman. This woman is about 20 years or so older than he is and get this, they have a child together. Yes...like they've coupled with each other and have procreated.


I hear you...you're thinking (and don't deny it, you hypocrites!) so many things your head is spinning. Let's take thought number one: Is she his sugar mommy? I don't think so. The woman is a teacher or something. He probably makes more money that she does. He, however, has 15 cases of robbery under his belt so that totally negates the fact that she's the sugar mommy. Thought number two would be: Is she blackmailing him? My response would be a swift smack to the side of your head. Dude...seriously? Which brings us to thought number three: Could it be love? Like honest to goodness true love? ...maybe. Well, he did say that he "...was tapping that ass" (referring to Gina Salamino - the woman) in a court room. Read the article here

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I can look at this situation is so many different perspectives. One, I can say that there's hope for us common looking people to actually hook up with a hot GQ Top Model. I mean, if she can do it, then most definitely common folk such as myself can as well.

Two: Possessing physical aesthetics does not guarantee happiness. Again, I'm using my previous statement of "What use is the body if the garage is empty?" Right, Sashing? I prefer to have intellectual stimuli together with my hot sex, thank you very much.

Three: After 20 or so years, even with the help of chemicals and other cosmetic procedures, there could be an off chance that he may learn some new skill or develop his personality a little bit. If that's the case, all good things hoping, then *shrug* I guess it's okay. But even that is a chance that's way off. I think there's a better chance for me scoring with Jim Parsons or Jared Padalecki than him ever having to develop a better personality. Call me cruel but at least I'm honest.

In any which case, I leave you to your own thoughts. Watch this and tell me what you think.

I know it's the whole independent women schtick that's the battle cry of almost all women out there. We do have our moments - I admit. This post is not to be taken too seriously, y'all. (Inspired by that article in an old You magazine)

1. We don't have to hide our arousal because it never shows - unless of course, you stuff your hand down our panties. Hard ons are too hard to disguise.

2. We have sofas in our restrooms, well, at least the sushal ones.

3. We don't have to think about lame pick up lines. We do, however, practice our perfect brush offs.

4. We have the liberty of taking our sweet time in the bathroom without anyone immediately arriving to the conclusion that we're taking a dump.

5. We can pile up our jewelry without the risk of being called "Mr. T"

6. Make up improves our skin tone and enhances our features. I dare straight men out there to pretty it up for the sake of vanity.

7. We can fake orgasms.

8. Menstruation - best excuse in the planet.

9. PMS - Another reason to leave us alone when we want alone time.

10. We don't have hairy asses. Or hairy backs for that matter.

11. Lesbian sex is hot. Anything that involves two women and a lot of physical intimacy is hot. Although it's hot to see to men have a go at it, it's still hotter with chicks.

12. Being kicked in the jewels hurts more than being punched in the boobs.

13. Women batting their eyelashes can look either playful, flirty or sultry. Men batting their eyelashes usually mean they have something in their eye.

14. Kick ass typhoons, hurricanes and weather disturbances are named after women.

15. We can own miniature dogs.

16. When we get old, we're called cougars. When men get old, they're called DOMs

17. The queen is the strongest piece in chess, plus it moves any which way it wants. the king only gets to move one space.

18. We can scream when we get surprised.

19. We can cry at sappy commercials without getting laughed at.

20. We can discuss soap operas.

21. Manicures and pedicures. Enough said.

22. Our clothes and shoes are cheaper but prettier.

23. Pot bellies due to pregnancy is more forgivable than beer bellies.

24. Madonna is way way cooler than Michael Jackson.

25. Multiple orgasms. Top that.

26. We propagate the species!

27. Fangirls are more cute and less creepy than fanboys.

28. Women and children are saved first.

29. Even though we can probably kick other dude's asses, someone will always come and protect us and stand up for our virtues.

30. We can go to a bar and not order any drinks. Free drinks come our way most of the time.

31. We can get away with "cute" hypocorisms like Candy, Twinkie, Peaches, etc. I wouldn't dream of having one but it sounds better with a chick than with a dude.

32. Ballroom dancing is perfectly okay with chicks.

33. We can bring down entire civilizations.

I'd say I'm a tad offended with the title. I'm not that promiscuous. *you snicker, snort or cough, I'll gut you*

I'd say this was pretty spot on with the exception of the 'very pretty' descriptor.

Did anyone else notice the repetition of the phrase 'not the kind of person you want to mess with'?

Rabbit Overview

The past year may have provided the Rabbit with many challenges and difficult situations, but this year will be a relief. The Rabbit has a very favorable outlook this year. Though it is not part of your usual plan, you may find that being assertive and bold will allow you to achieve unforeseen success. Your attraction to the finer life may lead you to living it. Personal relations are of great value to the Rabbit and will be emphasized throughout the year. Put your best foot forward in the year of the Ox and you will reap many benefits and rewards.

Rabbit Rating

67% (7 favorable and 5 neutral months)

Rabbit Career

This year is one of change. Though the Rabbit is not prone to taking risks, you may benefit greatly from taking bold new steps in finding the career you desire. Complacency in your current job could lead you to such actions. September and October are two months that are favorable for a change. You may want to seek a position that allows you to utilize your social skills and your abilities to relate to people on a personal level. Set your sights high and you will get what you want in this highly favorable year.

Rabbit Relationships

The Rabbit's family and friends will be a source of great pleasure for the you this year. They will offer support, encouragement and will be the wellspring for meaningful and enjoyable times. Personal relations are held in high regard and could be taken to a new level. Rabbits seeking new friends or romance should make an added effort to go out more and come in contact with others-you will be well rewarded for your efforts.

Rabbit Health

The Rabbit should not encounter any major health issues this year, but you may want to take precautions during certain times of the year. The Rabbit's sensitive constitution may leave you vulnerable to colds and flu during the winter months. You may want to get a flu shot during this time and make sure that you get plenty of rest to avoid any setbacks

Rabbit Wealth

The Rabbit should enjoy a new level of wealth. If you are inspired to make a career change, this will prove to be a successful venture financially. You will be particularly pleased with some of your purchases this year, as many could relate to redecorating or changing the appeal of your home. Beware of any risky investments and continue to do the things that accumulate your level of savings.

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So in essense, this was definitely a blessing in disguise.

Rakenrol...

Found this book over at Lulu.com and it got me thinking about how to use this in a sketch. I mean, I thought about protein but seriously, there are other sources. Haven't this dude heard of tofu or even meat for that matter?

Cooking with semen. Okay, so there may be some good points to it. I mean, it is practically self sustaining. I can just imagine dinner in their household:

"Honey? When's dinner ready?"

"In a...(grunt) couple...(moan) of more...(insert orgasm sounds here) minutes....(pant, pant, gasp)"

I guess washing their hands before meals isn't a pre-requisite.

It's very quid pro quo. He gives them meals and he gets to jerk off at least three times a day, more for holidays or when there are guests coming over.

I love the description they gave the book:

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

Yes, I completely agree. Semen does have an interesting texture but I'll just take your word on the cooking properties. The taste of semen is definitely complex. Semen is inexpensive to produce - that I agree with a million percent!

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I'm partially inclined to purchase this book.