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I'm not a fashion icon and I never claim to be one. I have made some fashion faux pas in my life and I have learned from them. But, seriously, WTF is this??

Did she wake up in the morning thinking "How can I screw up wardrobe today?' Who the hell is her stylist? This isn't art, it can't even be seen or categorized as abstract. Its just a train wreck! Rhianna, please for the love of everything that's house of Dereon, stop doing this to yourself.

Another train wreck is Mariel Rodriguez. Come on woman, you lied to the public - a lot! And you came up with terrible quasi plausible explanations and you're now playing the victim card? Let's see now...I mean, we could be wrong but just indulge me in looking at this from my perspective, even if my perspective doesn't mean diddly shit amongst you high profile "acteurs":

1.There was LYING! He denied you were married. You proclaimed that you were but then your supposed husband came out and said that it wasn't a legal marriage and then you come out again saying it was legal and has been legal for months now. Do you seriously expect us to say "Oooh...that's okay sweetie....how nice for you! Congratulations!" NO!! We're all going WTF?! What's going on? Is this...are they? Oh you know what...who the F cares?

2. You got married to a dude that you've known for only 4 months. Okay...I get that. Sometimes, it's really a whirlwind thing and love is love when you see it and all. I'll give you that. But have you ever considered looking at the guy's past and history? He's proposed to every leading lady he's had in his movies. While married to another. Doesn't that at the least ring your teeny warning bells?

3. You've excluded your family and friends in your "wedding". Boy....that just shows how much he values your family and friends. He values them well enough to EXCLUDE THEM FROM YOUR WEDDING. Yeah...that will definitely make your family love him and not resent him. Not even your parents? Not your grandparents who have been taking care of you and guiding you and supporting you waaaay before this dude comes knockin on your honkers...I mean, doorstep? That's just wrong and you know that.

4. Have you sat down and thought about how religion will play a part in your relationship? You also have children to look after now. Yes...being a stepmom means you have responsibilities with the children. You marry a dude, you marry his kids too. It's a package deal. You can't even make sound decisions for yourself, how can you make sound decisions for the kids? And his religion will allow him to marry 3 other women. Are you cool with that? I mean, you say that you're cool with it now but when you cross that bridge, believe me, you won't be. You already exhibited your self-centered-ness and selfishness by excluding your family and friends in your wedding, you think you can exhibit some form of generosity with your husband? Yeah...didn't think that one through, did you?

5. You're Catholic or Christian. He's Muslim. It takes years of study and a whole lot of commitment to fully understand and accept Islam. The Koran may have similar stories as to the Bible but trust me, it's a different slice of the apple pie. Didn't you think about that? I bet, dollars to donuts, that you'll be all enthusiastic for about a couple of months, 6 tops, and then you'd be asking questions about existentialism and the role of Christ in your conflicted religious life.

So please, stop shedding your "I'm the victim" tears on TV and complain about why people won't believe you.

Sheesh...