I hear what you're saying but it's not what you're saying

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Kris Aquino says she's leaving Pilipinas Win na Win to "make room" for the new male hosts. She in fact, stated on her twitter account "May I just clarify —I didn't resign or quit. I was asked to leave Win to make room for new male hosts. I'm honest and humble enough to not lie about the situation."

Uh-huh.

Sure...

But see, this is my analysis of the statement, if I may be indulged: May I just clarify - This means a lot of people might misconstrue her leaving the show so she's covering all bases. I didn't resign or quit. I was asked to leave - Which means that she's getting all worked up about being asked to leave. It wasn't her own volition. The fans can clamor for her return with management. Imagine, Kris Aquino being asked to leave?! What has the world come down to? *gasp* to make room for new male hosts - I'm being replaced by 4 male hosts? Oh well, at least I'm equivalent to 4 people. I'm honest and humble enough to not lie about the situation. - Honest, yes. Humble? That's highly debatable. Granted, this is a very nice tactical and strategic move. Deflect the situation, be vulnerable but retain (false) humility so as to get the sympathy of the masses. Very good move but it won't work on smart people though...

Now, my own opinion is this: Kris can't handle being a host in a show with so many co-hosts. She doesn't know how to play with a team because she's used to being solo (read: narcissistic and egotistical).Frankly, the less I hear her whiny voice on TV, the better. She's how old? And yet she still speaks with vocal affectations resembling that of a teenage kolehiyala. Yeah...

Breakfast, anyone?