Are you always this articulate?

First question I have is: Why do men always think that shots like these are sexy? It's so unnatural! I mean, we can only sustain bending over that way for so long, on a bar stool, no less. Holding a gun that way is a sure fire hit on your forehead, dumbass. And what? You forgot to put on your real clothes? Were you really in that much of a situation that you remembered to put on your belt but not your pants?

But that's not the real deal here. The real issue is the cat fight/word war between RR Enriquez and Christine Reyes. Hey, I'm a big fan of cat fights - there's something seriously sexy about two bitches getting it on. It's even sexier when the word war is all sarcastic and classy. (Think Lauren Bacall and Katherine Hepburn or Monica Belucci vs. Barbra Streisand) Well, don't expect that kind of a classy verbal tirade from these two. (Read all about it here)

Wow... this actually makes me feel good. Not in the "wow, there's chaos in the world and it's getting closer and closer to Armageddon" kind of good feeling (although I'm not averse to that idea). This makes me feel good because I know 30 years from now, when they've developed wrinkles and succumbed to the power of gravity, I'm still considered articulate, smart and sexy. You can only have so much plastic surgery.

Here's a thought: Instead of bitching and arguing about who ruined what with whom, why don't you read books (not magazines, they don't count as credible reading material - they're supplementary and entertaining), why don't you explore poetry or philosophy or art! Maybe next time you can have a verbal tirade that's similar to this:

RR: I've heard from a great source that you're quite incensed with me. It bothers me to think that you have taken offense to something you're positively an expert at. Hypocrisy has been elevated into an art form, thanks to you.

Christine: Incensed would not be the word I'd use. Infuriated is more apropos. I do appreciate your admittance that I've developed something you've been wanting to succeed in for the longest time. Perhaps that's the reason why you're such a publicity hungry lowly courtesan. Inasmuch as I enjoy responding to your sad attempts at riling me up, my assistant needs to text other more important people. Oh, and good luck on that skin condition of yours. Moisturizer usually does the trick, and so does soap.


Now, that is a word war worth reading. Their word war? It's like a Rubik's cube. It's entertaining for the first 4 minutes then you just want to peel off the stickers to make all the sides have monochrome synchronicity.