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Tips on how to survive your office Christmas party
Posted by The Red Devil
on
Friday, November 28, 2008
in
Bad Day
1. The concept is Christmas. If the office holds the party on November, exactly on Thanksgiving, just go with the flow and don't think about turkeys.
2. Know the venue. Even though they say it's a swanky place and a clubhouse, think about plan b and plan c. It could be too cold like Siberia so bring a jacket or a shawl. Or it could be as hot as hell (without the brimstone and hellfire but pretty close) so bring sunblock.
3. The moment they say "No booze", haul ass and leave.
***
I am not doing this again.
This is my last act of goodwill for this lifetime.
***
I hate Christmas. I hate Christmas parties that involve too much people and too much pleasantries.
Bah, humbug.
2. Know the venue. Even though they say it's a swanky place and a clubhouse, think about plan b and plan c. It could be too cold like Siberia so bring a jacket or a shawl. Or it could be as hot as hell (without the brimstone and hellfire but pretty close) so bring sunblock.
3. The moment they say "No booze", haul ass and leave.
***
I am not doing this again.
This is my last act of goodwill for this lifetime.
***
I hate Christmas. I hate Christmas parties that involve too much people and too much pleasantries.
Bah, humbug.
