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These are simple concepts, my dear
Why, for the life of me, can't some people understand simple concepts? For example, the concept of personal space!
I was standing in line at the ATM and these two freaking idiots just won't quit pushing and poking and just occupying my personal space. It's not as if the freaking ATM will run away from them if they don't press their bodies to mine. The general rule is, you need to stay away from another person's body for at least a 2 feet radius. Anything shorter or denser than that, you're just inviting a slap on the face or a punch on your jaw. I couldn't help it, (when have I ever?) I turned to them and said "There is such a thing as personal space. I don't really care if you're screwing your boss so you can get the Christmas off, and I don't know you from Eve and I don't want to know you from Eve so please, just back away a few feet and leave me alone"
I think I heard them say something like "Punyetang bitch! Ano daw sabi niya?"
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Another concept the common person seems to have a difficulty grasping is the concept of "Not scaring other people's children".
I had to tell this one dude off when he started running after the boys as if they were playing with him in the first place.
"Dude, stop scaring my children. They weren't playing with you. We're just on our way to the bathroom. Leave them alone or I'll have to scream bloody murder and call the police on you, you fucking kiddie fiddler Michael Jackson wannabe. FREAK!"
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I really hate being out in the mall on a payday with their Christmas bonuses.
I hate being around crowds. I hate being around idiotic crowds.
I'm anti social. I know that.
I was standing in line at the ATM and these two freaking idiots just won't quit pushing and poking and just occupying my personal space. It's not as if the freaking ATM will run away from them if they don't press their bodies to mine. The general rule is, you need to stay away from another person's body for at least a 2 feet radius. Anything shorter or denser than that, you're just inviting a slap on the face or a punch on your jaw. I couldn't help it, (when have I ever?) I turned to them and said "There is such a thing as personal space. I don't really care if you're screwing your boss so you can get the Christmas off, and I don't know you from Eve and I don't want to know you from Eve so please, just back away a few feet and leave me alone"
I think I heard them say something like "Punyetang bitch! Ano daw sabi niya?"
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Another concept the common person seems to have a difficulty grasping is the concept of "Not scaring other people's children".
I had to tell this one dude off when he started running after the boys as if they were playing with him in the first place.
"Dude, stop scaring my children. They weren't playing with you. We're just on our way to the bathroom. Leave them alone or I'll have to scream bloody murder and call the police on you, you fucking kiddie fiddler Michael Jackson wannabe. FREAK!"
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I really hate being out in the mall on a payday with their Christmas bonuses.
I hate being around crowds. I hate being around idiotic crowds.
I'm anti social. I know that.
