What the freaking hell?

There's a reason why I'm morbidly afraid of clowns and mascots. Seriously, you can't make me go near them. They're scary and they're filthy and they just give me the willy nillies. So, you can understand my confusion when I saw this:

Naked Clowns. Wonder-fucking-ful.

It's not enough that these "things" scare the holy sanity out of me and make me squeal like a girl, they had to make them fucking naked. Like that's supposed to be appealing.

I mean, seriously, if you get your freak on with this shit, you seriously need medical attention.

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