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You should hear this

Posted by The Red Devil on Monday, May 19, 2008 in ,
I haven't heard a good insult lately and by george, we do need more of them! I found some on the internet and some I made up.

Enjoy!

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1. You're an only child? Your parents must've never wanted to make the same mistake.
2. You should have drowned in the shallow part of your gene pool.
3. I see that you're suffering from rectal cranial inversion
4. This is the reason why inbreeding is not ideal.
5. You're living proof that bestiality exists.
6. I like you better when I've never met you.
7. You really shouldn't be thinking, you might end up realizing you hate yourself too.

And the ones I found on the net:

1. There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation cannot cure
2. Ordinarily, people live and learn. In your case, you're just existing.
3. You know the saying "what you don't know can't hurt you"? You must be invincible.
4. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing. You have inferiority.
5. People say you're the perfect idiot. I say, you're not perfect but you're doing all the right things.
6. Do you want me to accept you for who you are or do you want me to like you?
7. He doesn't know the meaning of commitment. Then again, he doesn't know the meaning to most words.
8. Is your live devoted to spreading ignorance?
9. Ever since Is aw your family tree, I wanted to cut it down.
10. This is an excellent time for you to be a missing person.
11. Some drink from the fountain of youth. In your case, you just gargled.
12. Inbreeding is rampant in your family, huh?
13. You're depriving some village out there of their idiot
14. You're not stupid, you're possessed by a retarded ghost.
15. Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
16. You're living proof that manure can grow legs and talk.
17. You're so boring, you can't even entertain a doubt.
18. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
19. Shh... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
20. If you don't have low self-esteem, you should.
21. Stop making God cry!!
22. You're the reason why humans shouldn't be cloned.

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