A belated Mother's Day post

Now that I'm a mom, I've learned to appreciate what my mother had done to make sure I didn't come out a fucked up person in society. (Sorry to disappoint you mom, but I think I'm already fucked up as it is.)

My mother is the single most amazing person I have ever met in this entire world in my 33 years of existence. She's not your typical mom, she's what I would call - unorthodox. she raised me in a very different way, that's why I think I'm like this.

What she taught me on premarital sex:
"If you have an itch that needs to be scratched, go ahead and scratch it just don't get hives."
(She gave out condoms as party favors on my sweet sixteen party)

What she taught me about anger:
"Get angry! It's your godgiven right! Make sure that when you dish out revenge, they'll never trace it back to you. You're smart enough to make sure of that."

What she taught me about love:
"Love exists. You just have to find the right man who's crazy enough to marry you and stay with you. Love is crazy afterall"

What she taught me about psychological warfare:
"Think about what you did. Think about how I'd feel when I find out about what you did."

What she taught me about fashion:
"Anything that would take away the attention from the face, go for it."

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I love you mom.