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Modern afflictions
Posted by The Red Devil
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Friday, October 26, 2007
in
HIlarious
I was so bored the other day in training that I thought about these modern afflictions:
1. Affluenza - aka social climbing money grabbing affliction that affect men and women. Symptoms include stalking potential victims in bars and benefit events
2. Hiyamnesia - this affliction happens to those who selectively forgets embarrassing moments that had happened to them
3. Caucasianitis - This affliction affects mostly Asian men and women who prefer Caucasians as romantic partners.
4. Severe Bullcer - To have extreme acidic activity in your digestive system due to the immense bullshit a victim either receives or gives.
5. Bacterial Dinggatis - An affliction where a normally straight man seems to temporarily understand Gay Speak.
6. Viral Dinggatis - An affliction where closet gay men claim to be uber metrosexual when in fact they're just plain gay
1. Affluenza - aka social climbing money grabbing affliction that affect men and women. Symptoms include stalking potential victims in bars and benefit events
2. Hiyamnesia - this affliction happens to those who selectively forgets embarrassing moments that had happened to them
3. Caucasianitis - This affliction affects mostly Asian men and women who prefer Caucasians as romantic partners.
4. Severe Bullcer - To have extreme acidic activity in your digestive system due to the immense bullshit a victim either receives or gives.
5. Bacterial Dinggatis - An affliction where a normally straight man seems to temporarily understand Gay Speak.
6. Viral Dinggatis - An affliction where closet gay men claim to be uber metrosexual when in fact they're just plain gay
