Thank the heavens I'm no longer single.

These men are supposedly the 100 most eligible men in the world.

*blink, blink...cock head to one side...blink some more. Cue snicker and snort*

Okay...this is Justin Bieber...if you're into that kind of thing. His bio states that he's 18 (or 19). Riiight...

I can see this one using more hair products than I do! Do you really need that much hair?

I'm not sure if it's his sideburns or his ears that keep me glued to his face...

Granted, there are a couple who are hot but trust me, it's about a couple.

Like this dude.

This is proof that most of the good men are already dead, dying, married, taken, committed or priests.