Real Funny!!

My grandfather is actually a military man. I grew up with miniature regulation army stuff like the pedal jeep, camos, rifle, water bottle,helmet and such. I just found this site hilarious as it states the 213 things Skippy isn't allowed to do. My personal favorite is

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

See all of them here.