The tale of the coffee

I was buying coffee at a convenience store to wake up and to get rid of my throbbing headache. Some scientists claim that coffee helps alleviate the pain caused by headache. Others would say it'll cause more pain - I didn't care either way, I just wanted coffee.

So I go up to the counter and purchase a small cup.

Me: "Miss, small coffee please"

Cashier: "Coffee, Ma'am?"

Me: (Thinks to self - Didn't I just say that? I bit my tongue and nodded)

Cashier: "What's the size of your small coffee ma'am?"

I seriously didn't know if she was being funny or stupid or if she had a suicide wish.

Me: "I want a small large coffee with coffee"

The cashier then smiles, takes my money, gives me a small cup, three packets of sugar, two creamers, some napkins and my change.

How we understood each other with that conversation, I'll never know. It's going to be another Da Vinci code. Awesome.