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You might need babelfish for this...
Posted by The Red Devil
on
Friday, November 27, 2009
in
Bitch Please,
Funny,
Life in general,
my insecurities
Most of the time, I really don't get bothered by people teasing me about certain physical inadequacies I have. I often poke fun at myself anyway to be bothered by it. I may lack self esteem but I can definitely brush off certain comments and I'll never even give it a second thought.
Sometimes though, it catches me at a bad time and I just have to bite back. The following are real life conversations:
Scene 1
Her: Hay naku, wag ka nga! Maliit naman ang suso mo eh!
Me: Wag mong pakialaman ang maliit kong suso. Pinapakialaman ko ba ang maluwag mong pekpek?
Scene 2
Him: Bakit wala kang boobs?
Me: Kasi mas madaming utak ang binigay sa akin ng Diyos. Ikaw? Bakit kaya puro titi lang ang puede mong ipagmayabang?
Scene 3
Her: Parang ang laki ng boobs mo ngayon ah! Siguro maraming padding ang bra mo.
Me: Parang ang bango ng hininga mo ngayon ah! Siguro natuto ka nang mag toothbrush.
***
Sometimes I hate myself for being such a witty sarcastic bitch.
Sometimes though, it catches me at a bad time and I just have to bite back. The following are real life conversations:
Scene 1
Her: Hay naku, wag ka nga! Maliit naman ang suso mo eh!
Me: Wag mong pakialaman ang maliit kong suso. Pinapakialaman ko ba ang maluwag mong pekpek?
Scene 2
Him: Bakit wala kang boobs?
Me: Kasi mas madaming utak ang binigay sa akin ng Diyos. Ikaw? Bakit kaya puro titi lang ang puede mong ipagmayabang?
Scene 3
Her: Parang ang laki ng boobs mo ngayon ah! Siguro maraming padding ang bra mo.
Me: Parang ang bango ng hininga mo ngayon ah! Siguro natuto ka nang mag toothbrush.
***
Sometimes I hate myself for being such a witty sarcastic bitch.
