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WTF was I thinking?
Posted by The Red Devil
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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A lesson in grammar,
Stupid,
You know who you are
You know the saying "the past will always come back to haunt you"? Well, I've had a recent "haunting" that I'd love to salt and burn - even while he's still alive...actually that's more preferable.
What the fuck was I thinking when I thought it was a good idea to date you then? I must have been really really drunk. Either that or I had serious self esteem issues to make me so desperate to date you, because I wouldn't even want to be in the same area code as you are today.
First off, your pathetic attempts at being mysterious is at the most pathetic and at the least, insulting. It's not cute and it's not sexy. It's vomit inducing.
Second, your misuse of pronouns is unforgivable. "These" would indicate that there are objects (plural) being referred to. "Remember these face???" is a meaningless fucking sentence. Unless you really are two faced but then again, that's just a euphemism of what you really are. And what the hell is your fascination with multiple question marks? We've already implied that it's a question! Using multiple question marks is just abusive! Oh and it's DID plus the BASE FORM of the verb.
Haven't you heard about this concept called...I don't know...I think it's called AN APOLOGY! It's appalling how you assume everything is fine and dandy after all these years between us. Dude, you cheated on me and you used me for money.
Yes, I am furious with you - and if you had to ask, your level of stupidity makes me want to make sure you never procreate. You have no right to ask about my family, most especially my mother, after what you've done to me. Now, there are only two reasons why you would contact me from out of the blue. We've already eliminated the first one so I'm going to suppose that you want something else. Honestly, if you weren't going to give me an apology, I don't want anything else to do with you.
So, I end this rant by using the immortal words of Dean Winchester: "Cram it with walnuts, ugly!"
What the fuck was I thinking when I thought it was a good idea to date you then? I must have been really really drunk. Either that or I had serious self esteem issues to make me so desperate to date you, because I wouldn't even want to be in the same area code as you are today.
First off, your pathetic attempts at being mysterious is at the most pathetic and at the least, insulting. It's not cute and it's not sexy. It's vomit inducing.
Second, your misuse of pronouns is unforgivable. "These" would indicate that there are objects (plural) being referred to. "Remember these face???" is a meaningless fucking sentence. Unless you really are two faced but then again, that's just a euphemism of what you really are. And what the hell is your fascination with multiple question marks? We've already implied that it's a question! Using multiple question marks is just abusive! Oh and it's DID plus the BASE FORM of the verb.
Haven't you heard about this concept called...I don't know...I think it's called AN APOLOGY! It's appalling how you assume everything is fine and dandy after all these years between us. Dude, you cheated on me and you used me for money.
Yes, I am furious with you - and if you had to ask, your level of stupidity makes me want to make sure you never procreate. You have no right to ask about my family, most especially my mother, after what you've done to me. Now, there are only two reasons why you would contact me from out of the blue. We've already eliminated the first one so I'm going to suppose that you want something else. Honestly, if you weren't going to give me an apology, I don't want anything else to do with you.
So, I end this rant by using the immortal words of Dean Winchester: "Cram it with walnuts, ugly!"
