Preparation is always the best defense

I know my kids will never have the guts to call me this, but just in case, I've got a great comeback if and when they do. SCENE!

My kid (Any of my kids): "Mom, you're such a loser"

My response: *shrugs nonchalantly* "It's genetic. Guess what you're going to be after this conversation is over and you have an epiphany of what I've just said?"

I'm awesome.