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That's not a gift...
The following is an excerpt from a true to life conversation:
Her: I got the tingle
Me: Like a bad kind of vibe?
Her: *shakes head* Someone's masturbating to my thought and image.
Me: *looks at her in half shock and half disgust* How do you even know that?
Her: It's a gift.
Me: That's not a gift! It's gas! Or at the very least, hunger!
Her: I got the tingle
Me: Like a bad kind of vibe?
Her: *shakes head* Someone's masturbating to my thought and image.
Me: *looks at her in half shock and half disgust* How do you even know that?
Her: It's a gift.
Me: That's not a gift! It's gas! Or at the very least, hunger!


