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That's not a gift...

Posted by The Red Devil on Sunday, July 12, 2009 in , , ,
The following is an excerpt from a true to life conversation:

Her: I got the tingle

Me: Like a bad kind of vibe?

Her: *shakes head* Someone's masturbating to my thought and image.

Me: *looks at her in half shock and half disgust* How do you even know that?

Her: It's a gift.

Me: That's not a gift! It's gas! Or at the very least, hunger!

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