Bordering on eye rape...that's what...

Misha, I want you to know that I love you. I love you so much that I think you're almost perfect. You're intelligent, hilarious, hot, sexy, talented and gorgeous. Even if you get to be 75, I'll always think of you as hot and intelligent and I'll always lust after you.

However, never ever wear this outfit again. Lito Atienza called and wants his shirt back. I know you're not into pretentious things like fashion and superficial beauty and high profile expensive brands but still...sweetie, baby, honey...

Now, take those clothes off...slowly...that's right...okay...now, c'mere...