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Red
The broom was red and plastic, totally unremarkable on its own. But someone, with a sick sense of humor probably, plastered stickers on it - eyes, a nose and a lopsided grin, giving the broom an overall appearance of creepy gruesome delight.
Every time the janitor swept the floor, she couldn't help but stare and be promptly disturbed. The broom was mocking her, she decided. No one and nothing should be that happy sweeping crap off a floor. It was grinning at her, like the answer to life's secret is in its possession: the cure to cancer, the way to save the earth and the way to usher in world peace.
"Stupid Broom." She grumbled under her breath, knowing fully that holding a grudge over an inanimate object kind of seals the impression on her lack of sanity. She guesses it's one of her flaws.
See, that's another thing; to every flaw she has, be it imagined or confirmed, she has this strong urge to overcompensate for it. That's the reason for the shampoo commercial shiny straight hair, the almost perfectly manufactured accent, the thirst for ultra trendy fashion and a mouth that can rival a fucking vacuum when it comes to cocksucking. This is what gets her in trouble in the first place.
"Stupid broom." She breathes. Apparently, the broom gave her an epiphany. Maybe it does have the world's secrets in it...
Every time the janitor swept the floor, she couldn't help but stare and be promptly disturbed. The broom was mocking her, she decided. No one and nothing should be that happy sweeping crap off a floor. It was grinning at her, like the answer to life's secret is in its possession: the cure to cancer, the way to save the earth and the way to usher in world peace.
"Stupid Broom." She grumbled under her breath, knowing fully that holding a grudge over an inanimate object kind of seals the impression on her lack of sanity. She guesses it's one of her flaws.
See, that's another thing; to every flaw she has, be it imagined or confirmed, she has this strong urge to overcompensate for it. That's the reason for the shampoo commercial shiny straight hair, the almost perfectly manufactured accent, the thirst for ultra trendy fashion and a mouth that can rival a fucking vacuum when it comes to cocksucking. This is what gets her in trouble in the first place.
"Stupid broom." She breathes. Apparently, the broom gave her an epiphany. Maybe it does have the world's secrets in it...
