I hate chain mail

Seriously, who the fuck types like this? It's supposed to be communication. If I have to decode your email just to understand what you want to say, then be assured that I won't read it.

And, in honor of today's holiday - I offer you a rant about chain mail.

I'm superstitious to a fault. I have my little rituals that don't make sense to other people but they do to me. I draw the line, however at chain mail. The whole dying at midnight and creepy kid with no eyes to come to my door and kill me in my sleep crap just doesn't fly with me.

Plus, I've said it time and time again that I'm not one to believe in God but I think it's disrespectful to those who do believe in God and Jesus to involve them in this stupid past time. Must you bring them into this spin cycle of shit? (Pray 7 Hail Mary's or else God will punish you! Sheeesh)

You know what really happens when you don't forward stuff out to 10 people? NOTHING! Absolutely nothing.

So please, for the love of all things that are Winchester, stop spamming my mail box.