Hayuuuup!!

I was leisurely drinking my morning cup of joe just a few minutes ago when the damn liquid tried to go down a different set of pipes.

I spent a good 5 minutes choking and literally, drowning. Every time I cough now, I taste coffee.

Filipino superstition states that when this happens, someone is thinking about you with passion - be it hate, love, lust or longing.

Tangina mong hayup ka, kung sino ka man. Patayin ba ako?