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Can't. Want to, but can't
It was blurted out so nonchalantly in between bites of blueberry cheesecake and sips of coffee.
"I'm not totally straight." HE said as if he were commenting on the taste of sugar in his coffee.
"So what? You're a little gay? That's funny, in a sad way."
"I'm sure there are other, more eloquent and witty ways to say it, but yeah, I'm a little gay."
"How can you be a little gay? Shouldn't there be some sort of finity to it? Like you're gay or you're not."
He shrugged. "Well, I'm bisexual. That should be defined as a little gay, right?"
"Bisexual? That's just another fucking synonym for fucking selfish. You can't have both cunt and cock."
"Says who?"
"Says me!" He said with indignation. "I think I have more experience in gayness than you."
"You make it sound like a fucking job interview! It's a lifestyle choice. I am bisexual, deal with it."
"There! You said it! It's a choice! Choose one side and stop being fucking selfish!"
"You haven't been naked in bed with an equally naked man and a very kinky and willing woman. Why don't you go ahead and try that on for size first before you judge my being a little gay, okay?"
The image burned in both their heads. One gay man blushed from his ears to his neck where one bisexual man had a shit eating grin on his face.
"So, want to try being a little gay now?"
"I'm not totally straight." HE said as if he were commenting on the taste of sugar in his coffee.
"So what? You're a little gay? That's funny, in a sad way."
"I'm sure there are other, more eloquent and witty ways to say it, but yeah, I'm a little gay."
"How can you be a little gay? Shouldn't there be some sort of finity to it? Like you're gay or you're not."
He shrugged. "Well, I'm bisexual. That should be defined as a little gay, right?"
"Bisexual? That's just another fucking synonym for fucking selfish. You can't have both cunt and cock."
"Says who?"
"Says me!" He said with indignation. "I think I have more experience in gayness than you."
"You make it sound like a fucking job interview! It's a lifestyle choice. I am bisexual, deal with it."
"There! You said it! It's a choice! Choose one side and stop being fucking selfish!"
"You haven't been naked in bed with an equally naked man and a very kinky and willing woman. Why don't you go ahead and try that on for size first before you judge my being a little gay, okay?"
The image burned in both their heads. One gay man blushed from his ears to his neck where one bisexual man had a shit eating grin on his face.
"So, want to try being a little gay now?"
