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33 Reasons why it rocks to be a woman
Posted by The Red Devil
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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Got to love this,
HIlarious,
Veeery Interesting
I know it's the whole independent women schtick that's the battle cry of almost all women out there. We do have our moments - I admit. This post is not to be taken too seriously, y'all. (Inspired by that article in an old You magazine)
1. We don't have to hide our arousal because it never shows - unless of course, you stuff your hand down our panties. Hard ons are too hard to disguise.
2. We have sofas in our restrooms, well, at least the sushal ones.
3. We don't have to think about lame pick up lines. We do, however, practice our perfect brush offs.
4. We have the liberty of taking our sweet time in the bathroom without anyone immediately arriving to the conclusion that we're taking a dump.
5. We can pile up our jewelry without the risk of being called "Mr. T"
6. Make up improves our skin tone and enhances our features. I dare straight men out there to pretty it up for the sake of vanity.
7. We can fake orgasms.
8. Menstruation - best excuse in the planet.
9. PMS - Another reason to leave us alone when we want alone time.
10. We don't have hairy asses. Or hairy backs for that matter.
11. Lesbian sex is hot. Anything that involves two women and a lot of physical intimacy is hot. Although it's hot to see to men have a go at it, it's still hotter with chicks.
12. Being kicked in the jewels hurts more than being punched in the boobs.
13. Women batting their eyelashes can look either playful, flirty or sultry. Men batting their eyelashes usually mean they have something in their eye.
14. Kick ass typhoons, hurricanes and weather disturbances are named after women.
15. We can own miniature dogs.
16. When we get old, we're called cougars. When men get old, they're called DOMs
17. The queen is the strongest piece in chess, plus it moves any which way it wants. the king only gets to move one space.
18. We can scream when we get surprised.
19. We can cry at sappy commercials without getting laughed at.
20. We can discuss soap operas.
21. Manicures and pedicures. Enough said.
22. Our clothes and shoes are cheaper but prettier.
23. Pot bellies due to pregnancy is more forgivable than beer bellies.
24. Madonna is way way cooler than Michael Jackson.
25. Multiple orgasms. Top that.
26. We propagate the species!
27. Fangirls are more cute and less creepy than fanboys.
28. Women and children are saved first.
29. Even though we can probably kick other dude's asses, someone will always come and protect us and stand up for our virtues.
30. We can go to a bar and not order any drinks. Free drinks come our way most of the time.
31. We can get away with "cute" hypocorisms like Candy, Twinkie, Peaches, etc. I wouldn't dream of having one but it sounds better with a chick than with a dude.
32. Ballroom dancing is perfectly okay with chicks.
33. We can bring down entire civilizations.
1. We don't have to hide our arousal because it never shows - unless of course, you stuff your hand down our panties. Hard ons are too hard to disguise.
2. We have sofas in our restrooms, well, at least the sushal ones.
3. We don't have to think about lame pick up lines. We do, however, practice our perfect brush offs.
4. We have the liberty of taking our sweet time in the bathroom without anyone immediately arriving to the conclusion that we're taking a dump.
5. We can pile up our jewelry without the risk of being called "Mr. T"
6. Make up improves our skin tone and enhances our features. I dare straight men out there to pretty it up for the sake of vanity.
7. We can fake orgasms.
8. Menstruation - best excuse in the planet.
9. PMS - Another reason to leave us alone when we want alone time.
10. We don't have hairy asses. Or hairy backs for that matter.
11. Lesbian sex is hot. Anything that involves two women and a lot of physical intimacy is hot. Although it's hot to see to men have a go at it, it's still hotter with chicks.
12. Being kicked in the jewels hurts more than being punched in the boobs.
13. Women batting their eyelashes can look either playful, flirty or sultry. Men batting their eyelashes usually mean they have something in their eye.
14. Kick ass typhoons, hurricanes and weather disturbances are named after women.
15. We can own miniature dogs.
16. When we get old, we're called cougars. When men get old, they're called DOMs
17. The queen is the strongest piece in chess, plus it moves any which way it wants. the king only gets to move one space.
18. We can scream when we get surprised.
19. We can cry at sappy commercials without getting laughed at.
20. We can discuss soap operas.
21. Manicures and pedicures. Enough said.
22. Our clothes and shoes are cheaper but prettier.
23. Pot bellies due to pregnancy is more forgivable than beer bellies.
24. Madonna is way way cooler than Michael Jackson.
25. Multiple orgasms. Top that.
26. We propagate the species!
27. Fangirls are more cute and less creepy than fanboys.
28. Women and children are saved first.
29. Even though we can probably kick other dude's asses, someone will always come and protect us and stand up for our virtues.
30. We can go to a bar and not order any drinks. Free drinks come our way most of the time.
31. We can get away with "cute" hypocorisms like Candy, Twinkie, Peaches, etc. I wouldn't dream of having one but it sounds better with a chick than with a dude.
32. Ballroom dancing is perfectly okay with chicks.
33. We can bring down entire civilizations.
