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This is why...
The internet connection at home conked out and I'm reduced to sending emails out to my partners in an internet cafe.
I hate having to do this in an internet cafe because that means I'm surrounded by freaking idiots who don't know how to work the freaking internet but is adamant to do so because they want to get on freaking friendster to answer a shout out of a skanky whore they think they can bang.
And why, oh why, do they have to say exactly what they're typing? Like I need a fucking blow by blow account of their grammatical ineptitude? Don't get me started on the freaking pronunciation. Dude, seriously, you won't win any Palancas so SHUT THE FUCK UP! People are trying to work here. Besides, your "friend" will be reading the email, okay and will not be listening to it. Give it a freaking rest!!
This is why I'm anti social. It's for their own safety and security. I'd rather be far away from civilization as possible so I wouldn't have to kill them.
I hate having to do this in an internet cafe because that means I'm surrounded by freaking idiots who don't know how to work the freaking internet but is adamant to do so because they want to get on freaking friendster to answer a shout out of a skanky whore they think they can bang.
And why, oh why, do they have to say exactly what they're typing? Like I need a fucking blow by blow account of their grammatical ineptitude? Don't get me started on the freaking pronunciation. Dude, seriously, you won't win any Palancas so SHUT THE FUCK UP! People are trying to work here. Besides, your "friend" will be reading the email, okay and will not be listening to it. Give it a freaking rest!!
This is why I'm anti social. It's for their own safety and security. I'd rather be far away from civilization as possible so I wouldn't have to kill them.


