Insert loud riotous laughter here

Wow... I knew I should've gotten this rug instead of my oriental. The Love rug makes those horrible and painful rug burns worth it. After all, it advertises "It's almost like having another lover with the two of you..." Plus, it comes in three designs! Mink, jaguar and lynx - all the more to encourage the animal/beast in you to come out.

One lesson learned here - don't hire retards as copy editors. The fuckers are too drunk and just want to get their daily dose of fake love. This is so stupid it's hilarious.

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Thank you to copyranter for the nice laugh.