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I'm number one
Top ten reasons why I love being a mom
10. I don't care that much about spending my money on stupid fashion fads
9. I get more creative. Almost anything can be fun if you have imagination.
8. I get to eat kiddie food that if I were single I'd be humiliated to eat.
7. Playing outside in the rain is more fun when you have little slippery hands to hold.
6. Art has changed its definition. I think monochromatic stick figures of "monsters" should be auctioned off at Christie's.
5. In my kids' eyes, I can never be a fashion faux pas
4. I apparently know the answer to everything.
3. I am greeted every morning with adoration, slobbering kisses, sticky hugs and loud progressions of "I love you" and "G'mornin Mommy!"
2. I can cook anything and everything yummy.
1. I can cure any booboo known to man - from cancer to a knee scrape - with just one kiss.
10. I don't care that much about spending my money on stupid fashion fads
9. I get more creative. Almost anything can be fun if you have imagination.
8. I get to eat kiddie food that if I were single I'd be humiliated to eat.
7. Playing outside in the rain is more fun when you have little slippery hands to hold.
6. Art has changed its definition. I think monochromatic stick figures of "monsters" should be auctioned off at Christie's.
5. In my kids' eyes, I can never be a fashion faux pas
4. I apparently know the answer to everything.
3. I am greeted every morning with adoration, slobbering kisses, sticky hugs and loud progressions of "I love you" and "G'mornin Mommy!"
2. I can cook anything and everything yummy.
1. I can cure any booboo known to man - from cancer to a knee scrape - with just one kiss.
