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There are rules on this kind of thing?

Posted by The Red Devil on Thursday, August 14, 2008 in ,
Ok, I'm confused.

Well, it's more of ignorant than confused. I was watching Entourage last night and saw two episodes with the topic of menage et trois. (Threesome, just in case my French is atrocious as one particular Frenchman would blatantly point out). One was with the two guys - one girl action and the other was the two girls - one guy action.


Somehow there was a cringe factor when it was the two dudes scenario. Well, the morning after sequence presented a very awkward moment for the two perpetrators. When prodded why they were acting all weird, Turtle (the one dude) said that they (the two dudes) accidentally "crossed swords", to which he defended, was an occupational hazard.

When the other scenario came up, the only "weird" part there was the dude was actually dating one girl but was getting more attracted to the other girl. More of emotional turmoil I guess.

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Now, coming from a person who has never tried it (Yes, you freaking haters, I haven't done that. So shut the fuck up.) My curiosity is piqued.

Question number one: Do they have rules? Like, if it were two dudes and one chick, who gets which hole and are the dudes allowed to suck face even if they are positively hetero?

Question number two: Is the awkward morning after really a common thing?

Question number three: Where the hell do they get this in the real world?

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Don't worry hunnie, I'm not thinking about doing it.

1 Comments


Answer 1: The only rule in threesomes is this: you basically just go with the flow. If one guy tries to kiss the other guy and he doesn't back off, then tonsil hockey it is. But if he rebuffs the other guy, or worse, gets punched in the face, then it's goodbye threesome - unless the girl is okay with having a gay guy fucking her, or if the gay guy can keep his dick up knowing that he's fucking a girl.

Answer 2: Between 2 guys, it really depends on their frame of mind. There could be a case of penis envy, for one thing. Or maybe humor/ridicule if one guy finds out the other guy either has a bent penis or is uncut. But if they're as indifferent as I am, then good for them.

Answer 3: It's all in the situation and the atmosphere.

And you may not be thinking about it, but your husband might be. Hahahaha...

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