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For Pinoys only
There is this circulating thing going on that I may have answers to very weird questions or at least inappropriate ones.
So, one girl had managed to gather the courage to ask me this: "How do you know if you can do muscle control?"
Di ko alam kung matutuwa ako o maiinis kasi parang lahat ng kabastusan eh ako ba ang sasagot? Anyway, pinatulan ko na rin.
"You can practice by doing Kegel exercises. When you're peeing, try to stop it right smack int he middle of the deed. You can also try a banana."
"Saging? Babalatan ko?"
"Wag mong balatan gaga. Pag binalatan mo yun, pag naputol yun paano mo dudukitin aber?"
"So, may balat ito?"
"Oo. Ipasok mo ang saging tapos subukan mng ipitin. After nun, tsaka mo balatan and check kung may bruising.Kapag meron, ibig sabihin nun, effective ka na."
"Anong klaseng saging ang gagamitin ko?" Is this girl serious?
"Malamang wag naman saba dahil sa buong tanang buhay ko wala pa akong nakikitang nota na may kanto. Wag din senyorita - unless sanay ka sa ganung laki. Mga latundan naman o kaya lakatan. Teka, bakit ba kita pinapatulan???"
Sabay walk out.
So, one girl had managed to gather the courage to ask me this: "How do you know if you can do muscle control?"
Di ko alam kung matutuwa ako o maiinis kasi parang lahat ng kabastusan eh ako ba ang sasagot? Anyway, pinatulan ko na rin.
"You can practice by doing Kegel exercises. When you're peeing, try to stop it right smack int he middle of the deed. You can also try a banana."
"Saging? Babalatan ko?"
"Wag mong balatan gaga. Pag binalatan mo yun, pag naputol yun paano mo dudukitin aber?"
"So, may balat ito?"
"Oo. Ipasok mo ang saging tapos subukan mng ipitin. After nun, tsaka mo balatan and check kung may bruising.Kapag meron, ibig sabihin nun, effective ka na."
"Anong klaseng saging ang gagamitin ko?" Is this girl serious?
"Malamang wag naman saba dahil sa buong tanang buhay ko wala pa akong nakikitang nota na may kanto. Wag din senyorita - unless sanay ka sa ganung laki. Mga latundan naman o kaya lakatan. Teka, bakit ba kita pinapatulan???"
Sabay walk out.
