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Do I look like a people person to you?
Posted by The Red Devil
on
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
in
Bad Day
The most common misconception about me is that people think I am a people person.
I am not a friendly person - I'm polite and will try to amuse you but I will not be your friend. Friendship requires a lot of things from me and I only have a few - and I do mean a few.
Since we've already established that, I can publicly say these things that I hate people doing to me:
1. I hate it when people call my attention by calling me "Miss". It's reminiscent of the times when boys were fresh and called all hot chicks "Miss". We've already confirmed my level of hotness (or lack thereof) so I don't think calling me "Miss" is inappropriate. Besides, "Miss" is reserved for SM sales ladies. (No offense, but let's be honest and call a spade a spade)
2. When I'm wearing earphones that are connected to my iPod and shades that means I don't want to talk to anyone for anything. Wag mo na kasing ipagpilitang kilala mo ako, letche! This isn't meet and greet, I'm having my alone time and you are ruining it simply by existing!
3. Just because I was polite to you and occasionally say hello doesn't mean I'm handing you an invitation to go ahead and touch everything I own on my workstation. If I see you touch my toys again, I will stuff them in an orifice that will hurt.
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I am not pure evil. I do keep friends (and not for ritual sacrifices to Satan) but these friends know where the lines are. Once we establish that, I usually blur the lines for friends.
I only do that for 5 people.
I am not a friendly person - I'm polite and will try to amuse you but I will not be your friend. Friendship requires a lot of things from me and I only have a few - and I do mean a few.
Since we've already established that, I can publicly say these things that I hate people doing to me:
1. I hate it when people call my attention by calling me "Miss". It's reminiscent of the times when boys were fresh and called all hot chicks "Miss". We've already confirmed my level of hotness (or lack thereof) so I don't think calling me "Miss" is inappropriate. Besides, "Miss" is reserved for SM sales ladies. (No offense, but let's be honest and call a spade a spade)
2. When I'm wearing earphones that are connected to my iPod and shades that means I don't want to talk to anyone for anything. Wag mo na kasing ipagpilitang kilala mo ako, letche! This isn't meet and greet, I'm having my alone time and you are ruining it simply by existing!
3. Just because I was polite to you and occasionally say hello doesn't mean I'm handing you an invitation to go ahead and touch everything I own on my workstation. If I see you touch my toys again, I will stuff them in an orifice that will hurt.
***
I am not pure evil. I do keep friends (and not for ritual sacrifices to Satan) but these friends know where the lines are. Once we establish that, I usually blur the lines for friends.
I only do that for 5 people.
