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Peel those stickers off your eyes
I hate stereotypes. I especially hate beauty stereotypes. It's so fucking laughable that it's become just pathetic.
Granted, I've made that argument in a previous post but for the love of CY Gabriel Wonder Soap, why do we suffer through this?
Women are deemed beautiful if they have fair skin - ghostly white, preferably. They should have long straight and shiny hair to be called breath taking. Mammary glands are prerequisite as well, preferably a size bigger than that of an A. It's negotiable, don't worry - depends on how good your oral expertise is.
Noses need to be button like, but with a bridge. Lips should be soft, sensuous and pouting. Lashes are like legs and should go on for miles.
That would be Heidi Klum and she's with Seal.
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Going through postings of auditions just doesn't do much for my ego. One look at me and they cast me as the maid, the help, the prostitute (and not 'leaving las vegas' or 'monster' type of prostitute) or the prostitute turned maid.
I'm not even cast as the best friend. My looks hinder me from getting a prime role. People will argue that Tetchie Agbayani is dark skinned but she gets plum roles. Please see above paragraph and look under "mammary glands". Though I love her and I think she's a great actress, she got her break when she posed for Playboy. The search party is still out looking for my boobs.
People should stop fucking obsessing about facades. That skin will be too sensitive that you'll never know how to enjoy the beach again. Hair will thin and boobs will sag.
If you're wondering what that smell is, that's bitterness.
Granted, I've made that argument in a previous post but for the love of CY Gabriel Wonder Soap, why do we suffer through this?
Women are deemed beautiful if they have fair skin - ghostly white, preferably. They should have long straight and shiny hair to be called breath taking. Mammary glands are prerequisite as well, preferably a size bigger than that of an A. It's negotiable, don't worry - depends on how good your oral expertise is.
Noses need to be button like, but with a bridge. Lips should be soft, sensuous and pouting. Lashes are like legs and should go on for miles.
That would be Heidi Klum and she's with Seal.
***
Going through postings of auditions just doesn't do much for my ego. One look at me and they cast me as the maid, the help, the prostitute (and not 'leaving las vegas' or 'monster' type of prostitute) or the prostitute turned maid.
I'm not even cast as the best friend. My looks hinder me from getting a prime role. People will argue that Tetchie Agbayani is dark skinned but she gets plum roles. Please see above paragraph and look under "mammary glands". Though I love her and I think she's a great actress, she got her break when she posed for Playboy. The search party is still out looking for my boobs.
People should stop fucking obsessing about facades. That skin will be too sensitive that you'll never know how to enjoy the beach again. Hair will thin and boobs will sag.
If you're wondering what that smell is, that's bitterness.
