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It's raining cats and dogs, aren't they?
Finally! Some rain to quench our parched dam's thirst. We've been having a water crisis since last May. The Angat dam and the biggest dam in the country have been losing a lot of water, therefore, we haven't been taking a lot of showers.
I like the weather now. It's cool and quite melancholic. I like snuggling under the covers of my bed and just watch TV. However, that's not quite possible since I have three kids who are in constant need of their mommy.
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I also can't enjoy this weather because I need to travel constantly to the other cities (ang lapit! dyan lang naman sa Quezon City eh). You don't want to travel in this weather. It's a pain in the gluteus maximus. However, I get to use that as an excuse for me to wear my boots and my trench coat. Odiba?
Fashionista daw ang lola nyo. Sa totoo lang, tamad lang ako magdala ng payong.
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Josh Harnett is filming here in the Philippines, according to the newspapers, he's in MT. Diwata, shooting for a movie. And, take note, walang entourage! No assistants, no publicists, no agents, no yaya!
Artistas here in the Philippines should take note of that. Walang masama kung walang alalay! Dyosko. Dito kasi, ang tingin nila sa isang artistang walang alalay eh either baguhan or walang sinabi.
Since when did it become a social symbol for you to have an alalay when you work? Can't you carry your own bag? Can't you get your own juice? And fuck you, my social status is way better than yours.
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Most people in the showbiz industry thinks I'm either a fucked up loser or a fucked up intellectual bitch. I don't really give a flying fuck.
They think I'm a loser because I don't have an assistant to clean up after me, I don't have a driver and I don't have a van ready to take me to the nearest 7-11 to purchase my cigarettes. Well, I don't have a van because the kids and my mother is using it. I prefer them to use it rather than I take it away from them. I don't have an assistant because I can fucking clean up after myself. It's called independence. You should try it sometime. And I anticipate - that means I know if taping will take 48 hours so I procure my cigarettes beforehand.
I'm not a bitch. I just like reading books. I like reading books when I'm in between takes. Does that make me an intellectual bitch? I will not apologize for my craving for knowledge. I like to read books that have small fonts and no pictures. If it bothers you then go watch TV. I might call you a cretin and a primordial soup reject but you may never know what I meant.
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Oh and by the way, going to parties is so 90's. I went to parties. I DON'T want to go to parties anymore. I have different priorities. I like quiet dinners with my real friends. I like cooking and talking and drinking wine. (It's not cabaret sauvignon, it's pronounced as pinow nwah [pinot noir] not pinot no-ir)
Next time, you might want to consider a tictac and maybe an English teacher to correct your pronunciation flaws.
Now, fuck off.
I like the weather now. It's cool and quite melancholic. I like snuggling under the covers of my bed and just watch TV. However, that's not quite possible since I have three kids who are in constant need of their mommy.
***
I also can't enjoy this weather because I need to travel constantly to the other cities (ang lapit! dyan lang naman sa Quezon City eh). You don't want to travel in this weather. It's a pain in the gluteus maximus. However, I get to use that as an excuse for me to wear my boots and my trench coat. Odiba?
Fashionista daw ang lola nyo. Sa totoo lang, tamad lang ako magdala ng payong.
***
Josh Harnett is filming here in the Philippines, according to the newspapers, he's in MT. Diwata, shooting for a movie. And, take note, walang entourage! No assistants, no publicists, no agents, no yaya!
Artistas here in the Philippines should take note of that. Walang masama kung walang alalay! Dyosko. Dito kasi, ang tingin nila sa isang artistang walang alalay eh either baguhan or walang sinabi.
Since when did it become a social symbol for you to have an alalay when you work? Can't you carry your own bag? Can't you get your own juice? And fuck you, my social status is way better than yours.
***
Most people in the showbiz industry thinks I'm either a fucked up loser or a fucked up intellectual bitch. I don't really give a flying fuck.
They think I'm a loser because I don't have an assistant to clean up after me, I don't have a driver and I don't have a van ready to take me to the nearest 7-11 to purchase my cigarettes. Well, I don't have a van because the kids and my mother is using it. I prefer them to use it rather than I take it away from them. I don't have an assistant because I can fucking clean up after myself. It's called independence. You should try it sometime. And I anticipate - that means I know if taping will take 48 hours so I procure my cigarettes beforehand.
I'm not a bitch. I just like reading books. I like reading books when I'm in between takes. Does that make me an intellectual bitch? I will not apologize for my craving for knowledge. I like to read books that have small fonts and no pictures. If it bothers you then go watch TV. I might call you a cretin and a primordial soup reject but you may never know what I meant.
***
Oh and by the way, going to parties is so 90's. I went to parties. I DON'T want to go to parties anymore. I have different priorities. I like quiet dinners with my real friends. I like cooking and talking and drinking wine. (It's not cabaret sauvignon, it's pronounced as pinow nwah [pinot noir] not pinot no-ir)
Next time, you might want to consider a tictac and maybe an English teacher to correct your pronunciation flaws.
Now, fuck off.
