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Bring it on...
Everyone knows I hate idiots.
You know what I hate more than idiots? Idiots who actually think they're smart!
This aging wannabe teenager last night almost saw the business end of my fist. We were at this meeting for this huge event and she was trying to be all that.
Well, bitch, let me lay it down for you:
1. Don't wear bright colors on your face because it highlights the fact that your skin resembles the backside of a raisin. Did you actually think that we won't notice your gadawful wrinkles?
2. Skinny jeans are for women who have skinny legs. Yours look like an encased piglet trying to escape. But of course I'll let it go if you're trying to wear skinny jeans as a replacement for varicose vein support stockings.
3. If you wear open toed sandals or shoes, 0ne must remember that you need to have a MANICURE. Plus, it looks horrible if your toes go in all directions.
4. If you are going to contradict someone, make sure you contradict all the way! It makes no fucking sense when you contradict someone and then two seconds later agree to what you've just contradicted!!
5. Let me define "presence alone". You don't need to make VIPs and political dignitaries wave a flag, pull a string or dance the macarena. Their presence is enough. If Mother Teresa were here with you right now, would you ask her to pass you the fork? NO! You bask in her glory. Oh, and you have a little brown on your nose. I think it's shit from kissing too much ASS!!!
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Ang tanginang matandang pokpok kasi, nagpapaka importante eh di naman dapat nangengealam. She is not part of the events committee and yet, she acts as if she was bestowed the chairmanship.
She was asking to have all the political figures, VIPs and guests of honor to be onstage and t do something when the chairperson and organizer of the event declare the event open. Anong gagawin nila? Sasayaw? Maghuhubad?
Kaya nga "presence" eh. "Witnesses" nga sila. Alangan namang pag trabahuin ko pa ang witness.
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These are the times I wish I had a huge gun, a portable missile launcher, or just a trust M-16. I want to shoot the idiot and rid the world of one ugly bitch.
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See, the next time we'll face off, you and I won't have anyone to back us up. It's just you and me. I can't challenge you to a battle of words and wit because that's just unfair. You're unarmed.
So, sapakan na lang.
You know what I hate more than idiots? Idiots who actually think they're smart!
This aging wannabe teenager last night almost saw the business end of my fist. We were at this meeting for this huge event and she was trying to be all that.
Well, bitch, let me lay it down for you:
1. Don't wear bright colors on your face because it highlights the fact that your skin resembles the backside of a raisin. Did you actually think that we won't notice your gadawful wrinkles?
2. Skinny jeans are for women who have skinny legs. Yours look like an encased piglet trying to escape. But of course I'll let it go if you're trying to wear skinny jeans as a replacement for varicose vein support stockings.
3. If you wear open toed sandals or shoes, 0ne must remember that you need to have a MANICURE. Plus, it looks horrible if your toes go in all directions.
4. If you are going to contradict someone, make sure you contradict all the way! It makes no fucking sense when you contradict someone and then two seconds later agree to what you've just contradicted!!
5. Let me define "presence alone". You don't need to make VIPs and political dignitaries wave a flag, pull a string or dance the macarena. Their presence is enough. If Mother Teresa were here with you right now, would you ask her to pass you the fork? NO! You bask in her glory. Oh, and you have a little brown on your nose. I think it's shit from kissing too much ASS!!!
***
Ang tanginang matandang pokpok kasi, nagpapaka importante eh di naman dapat nangengealam. She is not part of the events committee and yet, she acts as if she was bestowed the chairmanship.
She was asking to have all the political figures, VIPs and guests of honor to be onstage and t do something when the chairperson and organizer of the event declare the event open. Anong gagawin nila? Sasayaw? Maghuhubad?
Kaya nga "presence" eh. "Witnesses" nga sila. Alangan namang pag trabahuin ko pa ang witness.
***
These are the times I wish I had a huge gun, a portable missile launcher, or just a trust M-16. I want to shoot the idiot and rid the world of one ugly bitch.
***
See, the next time we'll face off, you and I won't have anyone to back us up. It's just you and me. I can't challenge you to a battle of words and wit because that's just unfair. You're unarmed.
So, sapakan na lang.
