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Oyveh...

Posted by The Red Devil on Friday, June 22, 2007 in ,
Things I've heard lately that make me want to slap myself or the person saying it.

1. En-de-vore (Endeavour) - There's a carnivore, herbivore, omnivore and then there's endevore!

2. Oh-pen (Open) - It's a poem for a very talented writing instrument! How very Hamlet!

3. Bah-noose (Bonus) - It's a noose that's sarcastic.

4. Girl was getting poked and finally reacted: "Ano ba? Could you please not stop me from doing that?!" (That's just plain confusing)

5. Agent on the phone: "So, what can I help you today?"

Pass me the tylenol, please?

6. Pastor talking to a congregation: "But there was a Prop-fet!" (Pastor, kagat ka muna ng lapis)

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