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Why I love my Bes
Harvie, if you still don't know is my best friend in the whole wide world. Come September, he's going to get married to his long time girlfriend. And just for fun, he asked me to be his best man. I love it! I love the fact that I have a man's name and can get away with having my name calligraphied under the title "Best Man". I intend to uphold every obligation that goes with that title - even giving him a bachelor's party.
I love the fact that he's my best friend. We don't have to talk or see each other everyday to know that we are still friends. We have a weird sense of humor, sick at times, but really funny.
"Did you see 300 yet?"
"Yeah. Hanep sa costumes! It's like YC bikini briefs meets Marikina shoe expo!"
"I liked the part when there was this war rhino charging and one of the Spartans came and threw the spear and it came skidding to a halt just inches from said Spartan"
"Tapos bigla na lang sisigaw yung Spartan ng 'Girl!!! Sobrang close nun!! Ninerbiyos aketch! Ni! Feel mo ko, shaking pa oh!'"
Insert uncontrollable laughter here.
I love my bes because he doesn't judge me. Even if he knows I've created cosmic chaos and have inevitably earned a seat next to Satan himself, he never judges me. He would beat me over the head with a very thick Faci Guide and make me promise to be a good girl, but he will never judge me. Somehow, physical violence is much better than psychological scars.
I love my bes because he gets along with hubby. Yun nga lang, pag usapang basketball na yun eh dedma na ako. Basta, GO SPURS!!!
We have planned the future already. We'll migrate to Canada, buy an island here in the Philippines, put up a dark tower and ship our naughty children there as punishment. Then we'll breed dragons so we can play live DnD!
Bes, inuman na tayo!
I love the fact that he's my best friend. We don't have to talk or see each other everyday to know that we are still friends. We have a weird sense of humor, sick at times, but really funny.
"Did you see 300 yet?"
"Yeah. Hanep sa costumes! It's like YC bikini briefs meets Marikina shoe expo!"
"I liked the part when there was this war rhino charging and one of the Spartans came and threw the spear and it came skidding to a halt just inches from said Spartan"
"Tapos bigla na lang sisigaw yung Spartan ng 'Girl!!! Sobrang close nun!! Ninerbiyos aketch! Ni! Feel mo ko, shaking pa oh!'"
Insert uncontrollable laughter here.
I love my bes because he doesn't judge me. Even if he knows I've created cosmic chaos and have inevitably earned a seat next to Satan himself, he never judges me. He would beat me over the head with a very thick Faci Guide and make me promise to be a good girl, but he will never judge me. Somehow, physical violence is much better than psychological scars.
I love my bes because he gets along with hubby. Yun nga lang, pag usapang basketball na yun eh dedma na ako. Basta, GO SPURS!!!
We have planned the future already. We'll migrate to Canada, buy an island here in the Philippines, put up a dark tower and ship our naughty children there as punishment. Then we'll breed dragons so we can play live DnD!
Bes, inuman na tayo!
