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There's always one...
In every family, in every group, in every team, there will always be one of them. The idiotic cretins who seem to make your life miserable.
I've come to a realization that there will always be one stupid fucker who will haunt me wherever I go. In fairness to the said creature, I could be the idiotic cretin for someone else, but then I know I am beloved by all.
I'm sure you can remember one of these creatures who torment you, as defined below:
1. The Leech - This poor creature literally leeches on you. He/she/it is a parasite, feeding on your good graces, pretending to be your friend but just mooches on you - your money, effort and time. Somehow you get suckered into doing his/her/it's job. The most wonderful part is, this creature claims all credit for what you've done, passing it off as his/her/its hard work.
2. The Idiot - Have you ever seen a chicken that runs around with its head cut off? Perfect analogy to how/what this creature is. It runs around the place, looking beaten and run down, but is not really productive. The Idiot tries to project that he/she/it is working hard but really...isn't.
3. The "Nge-nge" - Or in Filipino "Nangengealam" (Meddler). This poor fellow loves to meddle with everything and anything that is plainly none of his fucking business. (From here and forth, He/she/it will be shortened to he, not because it is directed to a specific gender, but because it requires too much effort to write he/she/it) The Nge-nge will tell you how to run your life but refuses to let you tell him your opinion. He will glaringly tell you what you've done wrong, making sure that EVERYONE knows, thereby ssecuringhis place in hell.
4. The Heartless Bitch - Wait...That's me.
5. The Office Slut - She knows exactly what to work and how to work it - her body, that is. The only reason she's still at work is because your boss is a disgusting dirty old man. Her neckline and hemline somehow got interchanged.
6. The Politician - Charming and deceptive. This creature makes sure that he gets elected into office... at your expense!
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*Sigh* I've got to accept the fact that they exist for a reason. Otherwise, I wouldn't have anything to write on my blog.
I've come to a realization that there will always be one stupid fucker who will haunt me wherever I go. In fairness to the said creature, I could be the idiotic cretin for someone else, but then I know I am beloved by all.
I'm sure you can remember one of these creatures who torment you, as defined below:
1. The Leech - This poor creature literally leeches on you. He/she/it is a parasite, feeding on your good graces, pretending to be your friend but just mooches on you - your money, effort and time. Somehow you get suckered into doing his/her/it's job. The most wonderful part is, this creature claims all credit for what you've done, passing it off as his/her/its hard work.
2. The Idiot - Have you ever seen a chicken that runs around with its head cut off? Perfect analogy to how/what this creature is. It runs around the place, looking beaten and run down, but is not really productive. The Idiot tries to project that he/she/it is working hard but really...isn't.
3. The "Nge-nge" - Or in Filipino "Nangengealam" (Meddler). This poor fellow loves to meddle with everything and anything that is plainly none of his fucking business. (From here and forth, He/she/it will be shortened to he, not because it is directed to a specific gender, but because it requires too much effort to write he/she/it) The Nge-nge will tell you how to run your life but refuses to let you tell him your opinion. He will glaringly tell you what you've done wrong, making sure that EVERYONE knows, thereby ssecuringhis place in hell.
4. The Heartless Bitch - Wait...That's me.
5. The Office Slut - She knows exactly what to work and how to work it - her body, that is. The only reason she's still at work is because your boss is a disgusting dirty old man. Her neckline and hemline somehow got interchanged.
6. The Politician - Charming and deceptive. This creature makes sure that he gets elected into office... at your expense!
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*Sigh* I've got to accept the fact that they exist for a reason. Otherwise, I wouldn't have anything to write on my blog.
