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Quick! Retort, I say, Retort!
We were watching this video of Russell Peters about race and language. He says that the Chinese have a funny way of hurling curses at you in english, of course. A Chinese guy once said to him "You fucking blowjob!" And he says, how do you respond to that? There's no witty comeback for that! "Uhh...yeah...you too!"
Bes and I were talking about it and said, I've got a good line to use for that!
"You fucking blowjob!"
"Emergency Directory. That doesn't make any sense either. Here's two words for you: Beached Whale. How's that?"
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Things I might say to Brew today:
"Hubby and I had our car fixed the other day and I thought I saw you there at the shop. Oh wait...that was just the michelin man"
"Turn around. Well, what do you know, Happy Birthday!"
"It's amazing how you can survive without water! I mean, whales have to live in the ocean, right?"
ding, ding! Round one!
Bes and I were talking about it and said, I've got a good line to use for that!
"You fucking blowjob!"
"Emergency Directory. That doesn't make any sense either. Here's two words for you: Beached Whale. How's that?"
***
Things I might say to Brew today:
"Hubby and I had our car fixed the other day and I thought I saw you there at the shop. Oh wait...that was just the michelin man"
"Turn around. Well, what do you know, Happy Birthday!"
"It's amazing how you can survive without water! I mean, whales have to live in the ocean, right?"
ding, ding! Round one!
