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Observations from an atrophied mind
I wrote this article a long time ago and found it again on the internet. It's hilarious! God, I was cynical then...wait...I still am.
(This article is not suited for those who do not have a sense of irony nor appreciates wicked humor)
I hate this. I have been in front of this friggin word processor without any sensible coherent thought in my head. (And of course I do realize that there is no such word as friggin.) I hate this. My head is still full of images of Voltes V doing the butterfly return move on the Bozanian beast fighter and my teeth are still hurting form Erica's incessant screaming of "Richuuuuurd!!" Obviously, she hasn't heard of women power and assertive rights. What a pushover. But my husband thinks otherwise, he thinks she's just too adorable. If he wanted adorable, then I would've wanted to be two-dimensional too.
Ahh…cyberspace. It is the last frontier. What scares me is that with all this technology, how do we know that cyberspace isn't being ruled or monopolized by idiots like those in our government? Aiks! What a revolting thought. There should be a law, restraining morons to have access to the Internet. Here's the scene:
I'm in this chat room, right? It's a Filipino chat room, meaning most of the people who go in that room, are either Filipinos themselves or at least someone who understands Filipino. It's a pre-requisite, because you'd have to log in to the room by typing the word tambayan in the box. And the room name is Tambayan, ergo; a foreigner unfamiliar with Filipino would not understand what that means. (Although if by some miraculous divine providence, he heard the Filipino saint whispering in his ear, he was meant to be in that room, but I don't have a religion so I don't care. But I digress) I was arguing with this woman about some mundane topic not worth arguing about but was doing it anyway for fun. I go; "Are you always this stupid or did you ever take lessons for it?" then she answers: "It defends on who I'm talking to."
I froze. I had to stop for half a second to think about if I should seize this moment of my enemy's weakness and run her down like the little useless primordial soup reject that she is or do I let this pass by knowing that she's beneath me and not worth my time. I decided to be mean.
"Defends as in ipagtanggol or defends as in may F defect ka?" Defends as in you are protecting something or defends as in you have a p/f problem?
I am not a fan of people with the "F" defect, it's understandable if you do talk like that, it's your flaw and I understand but I will not talk to you. It is one thing to have an F defect and talking that way, but it is also another to write that way. I wonder if there was anything stuck in that cranium of hers, probably a lot of F's. (Foor ferson, tsk!) This makes me wonder, if she is an idiot and she has Internet access, hmm...how much more of these organisms are there?
I hate this. I'm now stuck to watching TV instead. I guess I'd rather be in the company of these two-dimensional characters than in cyberspace with those characters. At least Big Bert and Steve and the rest of the guys don't have F defects…they just don't talk in sync with the voice overs, but that's another story.
(This article is not suited for those who do not have a sense of irony nor appreciates wicked humor)
I hate this. I have been in front of this friggin word processor without any sensible coherent thought in my head. (And of course I do realize that there is no such word as friggin.) I hate this. My head is still full of images of Voltes V doing the butterfly return move on the Bozanian beast fighter and my teeth are still hurting form Erica's incessant screaming of "Richuuuuurd!!" Obviously, she hasn't heard of women power and assertive rights. What a pushover. But my husband thinks otherwise, he thinks she's just too adorable. If he wanted adorable, then I would've wanted to be two-dimensional too.
Ahh…cyberspace. It is the last frontier. What scares me is that with all this technology, how do we know that cyberspace isn't being ruled or monopolized by idiots like those in our government? Aiks! What a revolting thought. There should be a law, restraining morons to have access to the Internet. Here's the scene:
I'm in this chat room, right? It's a Filipino chat room, meaning most of the people who go in that room, are either Filipinos themselves or at least someone who understands Filipino. It's a pre-requisite, because you'd have to log in to the room by typing the word tambayan in the box. And the room name is Tambayan, ergo; a foreigner unfamiliar with Filipino would not understand what that means. (Although if by some miraculous divine providence, he heard the Filipino saint whispering in his ear, he was meant to be in that room, but I don't have a religion so I don't care. But I digress) I was arguing with this woman about some mundane topic not worth arguing about but was doing it anyway for fun. I go; "Are you always this stupid or did you ever take lessons for it?" then she answers: "It defends on who I'm talking to."
I froze. I had to stop for half a second to think about if I should seize this moment of my enemy's weakness and run her down like the little useless primordial soup reject that she is or do I let this pass by knowing that she's beneath me and not worth my time. I decided to be mean.
"Defends as in ipagtanggol or defends as in may F defect ka?" Defends as in you are protecting something or defends as in you have a p/f problem?
I am not a fan of people with the "F" defect, it's understandable if you do talk like that, it's your flaw and I understand but I will not talk to you. It is one thing to have an F defect and talking that way, but it is also another to write that way. I wonder if there was anything stuck in that cranium of hers, probably a lot of F's. (Foor ferson, tsk!) This makes me wonder, if she is an idiot and she has Internet access, hmm...how much more of these organisms are there?
I hate this. I'm now stuck to watching TV instead. I guess I'd rather be in the company of these two-dimensional characters than in cyberspace with those characters. At least Big Bert and Steve and the rest of the guys don't have F defects…they just don't talk in sync with the voice overs, but that's another story.
