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Ok...now, what?
Yesterday, hubby thought he lost his wallet. He gave me 200 pesos for a cab and then left the house. He called minutes later to ask my mom if she can scrounge around our room to check for the allegedly missing wallet. Since the phone in our room is near my side of the bed, mom wakes me up to ask if I've seen his wallet.
"Of course I have. I've been sleeping this entire time and am blissfully aware of where every inanimate object is located."
My mother scowls at me and barks something to the receiver.
I call my husband an hour later to tell him that I dreamt the allegedly missing wallet was in his bag. He says that he turned that thing inside out and there's no wallet anywhere. I tell him I'm sorry for the loss but I'm pretty sure that the allegedly missing wallet is, in fact in his bag.
After he picks me up at work, we walk in the door and I go straight to our room and grab his bag.
True enough, the wallet is in the bag, just where I dreamt it would be. I pull the wallet out and say "Ano tawag mo dito?"
He turns and says "Wallet." Pause. Whip around. "WALLET!"
He swears he's turned the damn bag inside out. He even asked one of his officemates to help him.
He then looks at me and says "Ang creepy."
"I want a moment for myself. Now you can bow down and worship me!"
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I claim to be a "Hero". I have the power to locate missing objects! Then he says:
"Pinaka walang kwenta ang powers mo hun. 'Ay! hahanapin ko ang missing treasure mo! Pero matutulog muna ako' Bweheheheh!"
Binatukan ko nga.
"Of course I have. I've been sleeping this entire time and am blissfully aware of where every inanimate object is located."
My mother scowls at me and barks something to the receiver.
I call my husband an hour later to tell him that I dreamt the allegedly missing wallet was in his bag. He says that he turned that thing inside out and there's no wallet anywhere. I tell him I'm sorry for the loss but I'm pretty sure that the allegedly missing wallet is, in fact in his bag.
After he picks me up at work, we walk in the door and I go straight to our room and grab his bag.
True enough, the wallet is in the bag, just where I dreamt it would be. I pull the wallet out and say "Ano tawag mo dito?"
He turns and says "Wallet." Pause. Whip around. "WALLET!"
He swears he's turned the damn bag inside out. He even asked one of his officemates to help him.
He then looks at me and says "Ang creepy."
"I want a moment for myself. Now you can bow down and worship me!"
***
I claim to be a "Hero". I have the power to locate missing objects! Then he says:
"Pinaka walang kwenta ang powers mo hun. 'Ay! hahanapin ko ang missing treasure mo! Pero matutulog muna ako' Bweheheheh!"
Binatukan ko nga.
