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Eat...Bulaga!
I apologize to those who read my blog and can't understand Filipino. Please find a Filipino who can translate it as Babelfish will give you weird translations.
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In Eat Bulaga's "Taktak mo":
Contestant: "Gusto ko po talaga manalo!" (Screech!) I really want to win
Joey de Leon: "Bakit" Why?
Contestant: "Para ma-operahan ko ang anak ko!" (Screech!) So I can operate on my child (Trust me, that's the correct translation. Suddenly she's a surgeon)
Joey de Leon: "Ano po ba ang gagawin?" What kind of operation?
Contestant: "Puputulin po yung right left niya" They'll be amputating his right left.
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Kasi naman... ipagpilitan ba natin ang pagiingles? I mean, if you can't speak it fluently, don't even attempt to. It's like me and French - I try but I really can't. I come off as a howler monkey with a sore throat.
Sige na nga, bigyan ka na nga ng A for Effort. Hanggang effort ka na lang.
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In Eat Bulaga's "Taktak mo":
Contestant: "Gusto ko po talaga manalo!" (Screech!) I really want to win
Joey de Leon: "Bakit" Why?
Contestant: "Para ma-operahan ko ang anak ko!" (Screech!) So I can operate on my child (Trust me, that's the correct translation. Suddenly she's a surgeon)
Joey de Leon: "Ano po ba ang gagawin?" What kind of operation?
Contestant: "Puputulin po yung right left niya" They'll be amputating his right left.
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Kasi naman... ipagpilitan ba natin ang pagiingles? I mean, if you can't speak it fluently, don't even attempt to. It's like me and French - I try but I really can't. I come off as a howler monkey with a sore throat.
Sige na nga, bigyan ka na nga ng A for Effort. Hanggang effort ka na lang.
