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Don't...even...think...about...it...
Cranky.
I am cranky.
Whoever thought that putting me in the night shift was a great idea should be shot in the head. No... Whoever though of putting me in the night shift should be skinned alive with a rusty serrated spoon, rolled in rock salt and drowned in a pool of freshly squeezed lemon juice while Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achey Breakey Heart" plays in the background.
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If I get one more "Are you ok?" statement, I will not be held accountable for the violence that will happen to the person who said that.
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Kahit na saan ka pa magpunta, kahit ano pang pasaporte ang hawak mo, isa lang ang katotohanang di mo matatakbuhan.
Amoy bagoong pa din ang pekpek mo.
(Para sa hitad na nagiinarte laban kay Sasha)
I am cranky.
Whoever thought that putting me in the night shift was a great idea should be shot in the head. No... Whoever though of putting me in the night shift should be skinned alive with a rusty serrated spoon, rolled in rock salt and drowned in a pool of freshly squeezed lemon juice while Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achey Breakey Heart" plays in the background.
***
If I get one more "Are you ok?" statement, I will not be held accountable for the violence that will happen to the person who said that.
***
Kahit na saan ka pa magpunta, kahit ano pang pasaporte ang hawak mo, isa lang ang katotohanang di mo matatakbuhan.
Amoy bagoong pa din ang pekpek mo.
(Para sa hitad na nagiinarte laban kay Sasha)
