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Words of Wisdom by Seinfeld
I've been sick for the past 4 days. I've got acute bronchitis, pharyngitis that turned into strep throat, fever that spikes up to 40 and a really cute headache that seems to last for 8 hours at a time. I thought I was better last Thursday so I went to work. You have no freaking idea how bad an idea that was.
The red hats from India came to certify me and A.S. I wasn't really bothered by it since I have a cold and whatever smells they emit, they really won't reach my odor central. Sometime in the middle of the day, my nose cleared up just for me to get a whiff of eau de hyderabad. It was that time exactly, that I wished I had a cold again.
According to an episode in Seinfeld, he clearly states that when the B leaves, the O should go with it. Why is it that the O stays and most of the time, stains the walls? Hilda had a wonderful explanation for this. She says I should accept fate and circumstance since in their country, even the trees have BO.
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Ok, before y'all start slamming me with racial prejudice and shit, this is my opinion. And I got sicker (is there even such a word?) when I left the office. Remember that I've always been deliciously politically incorrect.
Plus, talagang nadikit ang anghit sa akin.
The red hats from India came to certify me and A.S. I wasn't really bothered by it since I have a cold and whatever smells they emit, they really won't reach my odor central. Sometime in the middle of the day, my nose cleared up just for me to get a whiff of eau de hyderabad. It was that time exactly, that I wished I had a cold again.
According to an episode in Seinfeld, he clearly states that when the B leaves, the O should go with it. Why is it that the O stays and most of the time, stains the walls? Hilda had a wonderful explanation for this. She says I should accept fate and circumstance since in their country, even the trees have BO.
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Ok, before y'all start slamming me with racial prejudice and shit, this is my opinion. And I got sicker (is there even such a word?) when I left the office. Remember that I've always been deliciously politically incorrect.
Plus, talagang nadikit ang anghit sa akin.
